i am bloody bored.

2008-12-03T10:04:00.002+08:00

ARGHHHHHHH .

I'm now a lifeless fat zombie . Just that my brain's still working .
I think I've gained 1000000kg. And you people might ask me go trainings.
Hell no, Im no loser . *inserts big smiling emoticon*

I reallllyyy wanna quit floorball! My imaginary friend up my mind has been nagging about
that since the day I joined back floorball . But I'm staying because of the competition.
Now I have no reasons to stay already.
I DIDNT EVEN GET A DAMN CHANCE TO
BE A KEEPER SINCE TRAININGS BEFORE HOLIDAYS .
Shitass. My mom used to ban me from trainings and NOW, she scolds me
for not going trainings!

Enuff wiib th traiininqsx.

Oh & PS; I now LOVE Jeanette Aw's acting in the nyonya show. Now I love mute people.
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And now behold a short random script .

Casts :
Snape,Harry,Draco,Hermoine ,Voldemort .

One fine day at Hogwarts, Hermoine eagerly went to speak to Harry .

Hermoine : Harry! You will never believe what I've discovered !

Harry with porno book in his hands looks irritated and replied .
Harry: What ?
Hermoine : hehe ! I've discovered Snape's blog ! Wanna know?

Harry: yea, I want to know. *continues flipping the pages of the book*

Hermoine: Its double you double you double you dot snape sensation dot magic journal dot com
Harry: Huh?
Hermoine: ARE YOU AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK?!?
She took out a parchment from her pocket and wrote the url down.

He took the parchment and then went back to the common room to see the blog.
And it was indeed snape's blog !

*omg haha i cant believe I took an effort to make his site! Even the tagboard got msg ! xD

Harry was in awe . He didn't know Snape was so up-to-date .
Then he decided to tag .

Harry was amused after tagging and then went to sleep ......

I shall end here ! If you want to know what happens next just bloody continue reading
my wonderful blog :D

2008-11-28T15:35:00.005+08:00

I MADE A TWILIGHT SKIN .

http://www.blogskins.com/info/227917

Screenshot :

Okay totally dicking angry . Since I've moved to this bloody redhill for 3-4 years I never had a peaceful afternoon .
What's with the fucking drillings , hammerings , shoutings !?

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE CAUSED MY ASS. Sorry my ass !

WHEN WILL THIS STOP . Its causing me ear concussion ! And severe anger issues .

Okay anyway , this afternoon I made tomatoe/cheese spagetthi for lunch with cheese chicken sausages .
Went to shop for ingredients at NTUC before cooking

Saw fat ass clarence as the bus stop .

AND when I was queueing to purchase my items...
guess who i saw doing cashier .

Jovis . Lol.

I immediately dragged my cousin to the next counter . Cause it will be really akward you see .
If I were him I wish the ground will split and I'll fall deep inside .

New blog url : pacciox.blogspot.com .
relink immediately ! :)

2008-11-27T14:11:00.005+08:00

I'm watching twilight , online . And, HAHAHAHAHAH.

I laughed my face off when I realise the actor who is acting as Eric.
A Chinese guy with a very funny face and emoist hair . HAHAHAHAHA . Damn funny .
The guy characters look ALL LIKE PERVERTS . Especially Mike Newton .

I don't like how they change the story and delete alot of parts. But
the school part is hilarious . LOL .

Oh i still like it .

& Jasper Hale is SO HOT IT HURTS . *sizzles*
The baseball part is cooool x) Love how Jasper swing his bat .

Actually I find the movie more of a comedy , really . It's funny in a way.

Look at Edward at 12.27 . ): So sad ! Very good acting !

2008-11-26T20:53:00.005+08:00

Ehm*

My new official email is pacciox@gmail.com . Don't ask me why I chose that name lol .
Pronounced as pack-kyox ;

I drew this this afternoon . I don't see why they don't let me take art !

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Okay . I don't know if I should upload this . Cousin send me this .

2008-11-25T20:29:00.002+08:00

It's been awhile since I last took a look at the mirror and boy,
my hair(head, mind you) has grown alot :D

Meh. I think I've been wasting alot of time. Alot .
My dad's leg has started to hurt again and he's suffering from gum problem so he can
hardly chew properly . And the gum problem leads him to severe headache.
Mom says he has a chance of getting his pay deducted and touchwood, probably have to stop working
cause of the economy crash .

So yea. You guys don't spend too much on unecessary things. Understand the
situation your parents are facing .

):

Anyway . This afternoon I tasted the fish my cousin cooked . And the bloody fish bone
went deep into my gum between my teeth . I was suprised I didn't bleed at all , but the area
felt so numb and painful. Cousin act like she don't give a damn .

Soooo...... just now dinner we ate fish again. AND SHE KENA THE BONE !! And bled !!
First thing I said to her is : JUSTICE .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH .

ICONS I'VE DONE TODAY ! :)

Oh! Please don't just leave after viewing my blog. This is making me cranky .

2008-11-24T15:22:00.005+08:00

Hello . I did some twilight icons today. Tuition in 5 minutes -_-

Feel free to use them. Just credit .

Muahahahahaha. He's got charisma .

~~<33333~~

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?!?! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE
CUTE BOY! HUH!? HUH?!

2008-11-23T21:00:00.002+08:00

ZZZZZZ!

Patheticness . I've stayed one extra day at my aunt's.
The wireless mouse is spoiled! I've got my way here by using the keyboards .
So no tuition today ! But tomorrow have -.-

It's so boring here . But I'm staying her cause I'm well fed and well slept .
But the internet & the bloody mouse is another thing .

So.... I've been watching ten brothers the whole day !
I love 4th boy ! Found out his name is....... :D
hehe !

Sigh! It's better to have Helena! At least a phonecall from her is better than none.
I feel so left out .
This kind of thing shouldn't bother me at all. But there is no other people out
there in the stupid school that I could get along with other than you all .

Need to get eclipse & school books and tuition homeworks done .
And the novel !

TEENAGE
Horoscope says i'm exceptionally attentive to my new hobby this december .
I hope so!

Till here, bye!

2008-11-22T10:16:00.002+08:00

THE TOP FIVEs > stuffs that you can find on/in/at/under o.O Ah lians .

Content below may or may not be true . I'm doing this for fun .

The numbers from 5) to 1) is the evolution from 2006 to 2008

Top 5 hairstyle

5)Black hair with a hint of cheap dyed golden hair with (1) hairstyle .

4)Fringe covering 60% of face and rebonded hair .

3)Fringe pinned up to fufill the 'guai kia' look and hair let down behind .

2)Fringe covering one eye & hair extention .

NUMBER ONE !!!

1)Fringe covering 50% of the face . Hair let down and trimmed . (extra thin)

Top 5 fashion style

5)Bf tee with black / white skinnies.

4)tank top with shorts 500 metres above the knees . haha kidding.

3)Little miss tees with (mostly) black skinnies .

2)Tank top with cardigan on and shorts

NUMBER ONEEEEE!

TUBES !! All kind of tubes ! The more transparent the more better !
with shorts so tiny they look like undies !

Top 5 music in made from china ipods .

kay, we all know they have all stupid chinese songs & technos .
But let's assume they have english ones too alright?

5) When you're gone

4) Black parade

3) Take a bow

2) Your guardian angel

ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) FALL FOR YOUUUUUUUUU !

Oh! Second hand serenade you are not second hand anymore !

BYE !

2008-11-21T15:13:00.003+08:00

Can singaporeans be anymore PREDICTABLE????

I haven't tuned in to 98.7fm for about a month already. This afternoon, I was wondering
what was in the top 20 charts . I guess it's CHECK YES JULIET. Just a damn guess .

And I went to check the website. IT IS CHECK YES JULIET AFTER ALL , first position ! O.O

Okay, im gonna sleep over at my aunt's again. I owe tutor wee 6 math exam papers and
I haven't done a SINGLE ONE YET. Tuition is this Sunday. -_-!

UPDATE :

ehmmmmm . I totally take back what I said about the 10 brothers tvb drama .
Sigh! I kinda like it actually, despite it being so unrealistic :/

I'm in love with 3rd & 4th boy ! 4th boy even more !

Damnnn soooo wooooooo .

4th boy is wearing red! 3rd is under him. Oh! <3

2008-11-20T10:53:00.002+08:00

I'm lazy. Don't wanna go training ! But I have to anyway.
Miss Toh manage to hunt me down in facebook. Good gracious , no such thing as confidential anymore, lol .

Kay . I'm really bored so I've come up with an interview.

Being interviewed:
Voldemort, Hermoine, Harry, Snape, Draco.

Interviewer :
Fiona Xie & Kym Ng (I dislike them :D)

Fiona : Oh hello harry potter casts my voice is soooooo cute right ! My cutesy voice can hit the highest note nerh!

Harry : Hi, nice to meet -

Kym interrupts * : Me ah, I am Kym Ng ! Singapore's mediacorp favourite ! I hor, look like 30 plus but I tell you
secret ah, I actually 18 years old.. everyday !

Fiona : You all the hogwarts never teach bust expanding spells ah ! I want my my neh 2x bigger !

Voldemort : That .. you must use the dark arts..... the spell is bippoty-bobitty-boob .

Fiona : Huh... so complicated ah. Cannot fit into my small brain leh Voldemort ge ge .

Hermoine : Hmph . What kind of interview is this !

Kym : Eh bird nest hair, you think you who !

Hermoine : I'm Hermoine Granger, I topped every year in academics at Hogwarts . I am -

Draco : Shut up you mudblood.

Fiona : Woahhh! You Draco Mao fei ah ! You look so shuai in real life ! *giggles*

Draco : Draco MALFOY. Thanks, I always look this good .

Snape : What is this rumpus . Why am I wasting my time here. I've got a potions class to teach . Hmph .

Harry : Can we do this quickly , a drunken Dumbledore is waiting for me in his office. I can't wait .

Hermoine : Harry ! You know Sirius would not want to hear about this .

Harry , Draco , Kym , Fiona : SHUT UP .

Fiona : okei, thanks for wasting 5 minutes of your life, good bye ! Tee hee hee .

Kym : Eh you know hor, I do the maybelline mascara photoshoot, I more chio than Miley Cyrus leh.
Actually hor, I'm not 18 years old leh.. I'm 16..

Voldemort : Avada Kedavra !!!!!

Kym & Fiona dies instantly .

Draco, Hermoine, Harry, Snape, Voldemort : YAY !!!

-_-

2008-11-19T12:18:00.002+08:00

Speaking of TVB from my previous post . I am admitting my most 2 favourite drama .
Yes, out of thousands and thousands of drama TVB produced I have only LOVED 2.

Life made simple, starring this .... guy.

LOL another 21st Century male I suppose !

&& the 2nd Drama series I love !

Argh I can't remember the title cause it was long long time ago. I swear each episodes kept
me laughing okay ! Very funny and bizarre comedy .

Kay, WHY AREN'T VIEWERS TAGGING ME!! Pfft !
Please spare 5 seconds of your life to tag! It's really boring whenever I see no tagssssssss.
To HELL WITH YOU NON-TAGGERS ! kk kidding ! :(

Wahah, I've summed my incomplete novel up and it's 8 pages ! Whooo!

This is from Chapter 2 .

“Dad, you know any Carol Carter and Ned Carter?” I asked, before leaving the house . “Think so,” he muttered, his eyes glued to the television . “I’ll be at their shop, down the street !” I finished and was about to leave when Dann stopped me .
“I’d better come with you, in case you get yourself hurt again,” he sighed. I nodded and then we were walking down the street . It was a sundrenched morning. The temperature was excruciatingly intolerable. We had just taken a few minute’s walk and were sweating copiously . I knew we have arrived at the correct place when I saw various flora tinted with bright colours all flourishing outside the shop. Like the last time I met her, Mrs. Carter was still arranging the flowers neatly on the display table .

2008-11-18T20:19:00.004+08:00

Okay, TVB is totally wasting money on this ruddy drama .
I've NEVER seen any one gayer than THESE... THESE THINGS !!

Yes, Thank you.

BAH! c(:

I've done 3 chapters of my novel already ! Will post them if you guys wanna read !! :D

2008-11-17T11:44:00.005+08:00

Finished my New Moon yesterday!!!

&&&!!
THE NEW TRAILER IS OUT! THE NEW TRAILER IS OUT ! THE NEW TRAILER IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron is soooooooo cute when he's hyperventilising !

AHH! AHHH!!!!!! ITS OUT!!!!!

& CHERRYBOMB POSTER ! My! Look at Rupert!!

&& Now for Twilight . Eh I think my blog is advertising all these movie stuffs .

Guy who plays Jasper!

Jacob Black! Damn it so not handsome.

Alice Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Esme Cullen

James -.-

Emmette Cullen

Yes I've ditched Jacob Black. thanksbye .

OH, shit. Oh, Shit . Darn Wikipedia. I accidentally read the spoiler . Oh shit .
They have a child after all .:x

2008-11-14T23:51:00.003+08:00

Okay. I just cancelled away my paragraph of feeling guilty about not
making enough effort, effort from me , for Wang Shi's birthday .
I could have wished her at 12 sharp but I forgotten. I should have made her
happier by getting her a better present but I couldn't .

I don't wanna sound so cheezy ok! Happy birthday Wang Shi !
You made my birthday so significant but I only managed to do a small part
on your birthday . ):

I'm a person who believes in fairness . So yeah.. :/

Anyway. I've finished more than half of New Moon. I could not believe it .
Jacob is a - , I'm not gonna be spoiling the story .
I gotta continue reading . I am in total bewilderment on how the author
made Jacob to turn out to what I unexpected. A bit disappointed ! But interesting .
JACOB!!!!!!!! He and Bella should be a couple. Almost 3/4 of the book is about
Jacob if you ask me . Edward's screwed . Muahahah .

Mom wanted to buy for me ECLIPSE today but the damn times shop did not have
stock . -_-

Am I revealing too much of a novel I myself haven't even finish?

"Lavender," my mom called as she walked towards me .
"What?" I asked, my mouth still full of mashed potatoe . She winced when I opened
my mouth so I covered my mouth with my hand. "Sorry," I muttered .
She sighed and passed me an envelope . I hesistated before recieving it with my
free hand . I swallowed the contents in my mouth and asked,"what is this?"
"No idea," she sighed and looked too preoccupied to continue the conversation.
I watched her leave the kitchen before my eyes fell onto the
envelope in my hands . I turned the envelope and saw writings on it . It said :
'To Lavender,the best I've ever known .
From Gordon'

I immediately opened the envelope .Anxiety and suprise was creeping up to me .
Gordon had never send a letter of gave a ring since he left,not once . 3 months
of nothing from him . I pulled out the letter inside the envelope swiftly, almost
tearing it .

Lavender ,

Sorry for not saying goodbye before leaving. It's almost christmas.
I don't think it will be a good idea to tell you where I am now, lest you
come looking for me .

I had my reasons for leaving and I promise you I'll be back soon .
Tell my dad that I'm okay alright ? Sorry but I have to go now .

I love you .

I realised I've been staring at the last line for seconds . I could not move.

Okay ! Damn! I've revealed tooo much.

BYE .

2008-11-13T22:16:00.002+08:00

Lol I just finished laughing my heart out before posting . I joked with my cousins with my
superstar-beauty-hollywood-actress smile and I flashed them the most perverted smile ever. WAHAHAH.

Whew ! Just came back from Orchard. Had buffet at Sakura. Cousin's treat !
I was very full after one plate of fried rice, scallops, and beef . Had to force myself eat more to make the
entrance fee worth it !!! $26 !

So what did I have in the end? Ahem*

Fried Rice with beef, scallops and tom yum soup.
Salad with the yummy thousand island dressing .
Shark fins soup
Cream of mushroom soup
Variety of fruits
Sashimi
Coke

Bloated ! Not a glutton !

Then went Ngee Ann to find Kinokuniya, bought New Moon! Wooo!
So happy happy happy happy .

But guilty on the other hand . Because I wanted to buy a book for Wang Shi too, but I had
a hard time choosing and the shop was closing in 10 minutes . S-O-R-R-Y ,B-I-T-C-H :D

Heheh! Anyway I wanna be evil. My neighbour, this 17 or so guy , I saw him at the bus stop !
Cuddling his girlfriend and smoking. Woohoo, wonder what will happen if his strict parents hear about it >:D

Ah .

Another little extract !

This is the part when they stayed in a cave after they got lost with their group :)

It was almost dusk , Gordon was not back and I got pretty worried . He had went to collect firewood for
almost half an hour. It then started to rain. I was not worried anymore but afraid -afraid something might
have had happened to him.

Moments later, to my huge relief, he returned, carrying a pile of firewood. He was sodden from head to toe .
"What took you so long?" I asked tersely. He shrugged and started to light up a match.
"You're wet ," I spoke. "Go change ."

"What, infront of you?" He answered, grinning slightly . I immediately turned scarlet, I had not expected that reply .
The cave was slightly warmer now that the campfire was lit. Gordon turned his back at me and changed into his
sweater .

Feeling lethargic and sleepy, I took out my sleeping mat and unrolled it on the cold floor.
I was about to lie down when suddenly something wrapped my shoulders. I turned and saw Gordon putting
on a jacket for me. "It'll be very cold,"he whispered. I felt something sinked inside me . Should I say I was
embarassed or elated ? I gave him a weak smile and slipped into my sleeping mat .
To my suprise, and abit of joy, he had unrolled his mat beside mine. Which meant he was sleeping next to me .
I pretended not to care and gave a little scrowl and turned to the other side .

Wooowweeeeeeewoahhhhhh!!! How's my first novel going huh!? :D

2008-11-13T12:14:00.003+08:00

An extract from my novel.

Gordon left , leaving me alone in his room . I flipped throught the pages of my biology textbook,
it was indeed infuriating not understanding the simple concepts . But I am relieved for Gordon is always
there whenever I needed help.

I heaved a sigh and walked towards his study desk . It was not much of a suprise when I saw books and more books
stacked on his shelf neatly .
Then, I saw the piece of paper. It was crumpled slightly . It was the paper I asked Gordon about but
he crumpled it when I asked if I could take a look . I took the crumpled paper and flattened it in my hands.
I took a look at it and read it aloud in my mind , " Don't step into my heart, Lavender ."
At that precise moment , I heard a creak at the door .

Twitch

2008-11-12T17:48:00.002+08:00

Hellllowwwww yaw yaw *does nigga stlye finger moves*

Okay that was so shit .

And zzzzzz. I am so damn damn utterly embarassed ! Kill me please !
WHY CAN'T THERE BE A SINGLE DAY WHEN I GO OUT AND DON'T EMBARASS MYSELF! Especially
infront of such a damn cutie. WAHHHHHHHHHHH. T.T

Okay anyway, I can hardly start with a novel to write, can't even think of a proper plot .

Helena, the place is decided, I've decided California . For all I know I made my character
Gordon fall for his best friend Lavender .

Hm, anyway this morning had to wake up at 7.30am cause need to go Ian's house for those
sticking of wallpaper. Why 7.30am? Because I slept at my aunt's house in Woodlands. The wallpaper boys
arrives at 9.30am.

YAWN PLEASE.

Anyway everything started at 10am and ended at 3pm . Its not too bad, vintage rose pattern .
Bloody hell, $3,000 hello . I MUST GET NEW MOON BY TOMORROW!!! Growllllllll.......
Wonder what Jasper's gonna do? Hurt Bella?

Hehe ! Anyway I like Jasper and Emette ! Go hell Rosalie .

BYE.

Apprehension.

2008-11-11T15:09:00.004+08:00

My stomach is growling . its 3.11pm and I haven't have breakfast.
Yay I've finished reading Twilight and am gonna buy New moon.

Honestly I still think Harry Potter is better :D

Okay this morning at 7am one idiot called and I woke up.
I see that number and I was boiling with rage . That stupid person from China
has been calling since the day I've got my phone . HATE !!!!!!!
The last time I answered this fuckass's call he/she hung up .

Then I diverted that number but didn't work . So I answered the call ,
it was a woman speaking .

Me," Hello "
Bitch, "Wei, Babu? Babu?
Me, " Eh , Hello?! "

Fker hung up.

Then , the worst part , she smsed me . She can hardly pass a kindergarten ABC test .
But I understood the part when she said

WHO ARE YOU I AM BABU I AM AVA GIRLFREND WHO YOU PLS REPLY.

Look this Miss Babu or Nabu or KaninaBu,
She thought the number is her boyfriend's and when she heard a female voice(mine) she
starts imagining things . And why is the boyfriend called AVA ?

I replied telling her that she's got the wrong number and then

SHE NEVER REPLY BACK!!!!!!!

So rude ! First, her calls are very annoying and even woke me up . Then she
starts firing at me with that message . I am so furious just by typing this .
Fuckhead.

-

Sigh . I didn't realise this scene was in the movie too ):
SIGH SIGH SIGH .

Oh if you want to watch this video you can, but then, control yourself boys,haha!
Its not porn , not really . :/

2008-11-09T20:32:00.004+08:00

Yesterday after I uploaded that trailer video my mom called me to meet her at Wisma.

I took 14 there and was reading my Twilight happily, absorbed in the story.
Suddenly, a group of 5-6 bengs or maybe I call it , noobs , came to where I'm sitting .
I didn't look up, I was still reading the book, I swear I didn't notice anything . Until I felt the seat
beside me occupied . I looked up and my eyes almost popped .

I was like ZZZZz damn it . I could not continue reading cause

Noob 2 was playing DJ max.
Uh you can click on that wonderful art , lol.

Anyways let's not care too much about that , I was abit tough getting out of my seat .
Ah, then reached wisma, I freaking wait almost an hour for my mom and Aunt Marlar (Ian's mom) to reach.
While waiting, I saw two ah guas entering bebe shop ! Holy cow. They have such, such
smoking hot body that every girl, even me wish to have. I didn't know they were men till
I heard their voices . The two "ladies" are both Malays I think and
are dressed up with Prada and Gucci all over. My goodness , damn pretty . They have boobs, too. :)

I noticed the prettier one !

finally they came and we went for Japanese food for dinner . It is like those cheif cooking
and the customers can watch and eat . So Ian's sister was also there and of course she's so
pretty in contrast to me the japanese cheif , like 20 something keep oggling at her . _l_

Beside me was a family of american teenagers. Holy hell they wouldn't shut up when eating
and don't even know how to hold the chopsticks properly .

Well okay, why did I mentioned that I was a beng and lian magnet ? Cause on that day
after my ecounter with those 6-7 beng noobs , Another group of beng/lians came to
sit beside me at Wisma . It was already very crammed and the lian was sitting beside me
at first . Then her boyfriend came to squeeze in between us . ZZZZZZZZZZZz -_-

They were discussing about finding jobs . The girl said " Wo yao zuo bargirl" ( i wanna be a bar girl)
Then her boyfriend said "qu zuo pole dancer la" then the girlfriend said both are same -_-
After that to my suprise she said , " Wo yao mai pi gu" ( I wanna sell my ass , which means,
sleep around with men)

Then the guy started talking about office job and the girl scolded him
"Need to count de leh stupid !"

HAHA I controlled my laughter .

Anyway.

Had blisters ): My new pumps don't like me.

Okay bye . I'm off to reading twilight .

2008-11-08T16:40:00.002+08:00

HEHEH!

Helloooooo! I made a movie trailer today based on my imagination using
Harry Potter clips !

Don't refuse to watch it cause I hope you guys show me support by clicking the video and
rating/comment it ! :D

It took me 5 hours to make this -.-
You might want do other things while waiting for this to load :D

2008-11-07T15:49:00.005+08:00

Hello Hello! :)

I wish J.K Rowling wrote somemore HP books, like the next generation or something .
Then got the movie, Albus Potter and the next generation. Hehe! Then scorpius and Rose...

okay okay, better stop lest the whole post is about Harry Potter .

Yesterday walked non stop for 12 hours. If you count sitting and stuff , it minus off half an hour.
Shoppingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -.-

My mom was very nice yesterday, bought me shoes and Twilight book! :D

Then today, went school to see what subjects I have to take for next year .
I was given pure physics instead of art zz . So , I went to appeal to take art . Cause I believe
I can do much better in art rather than lame Physics.

Well but the rest is not bad ,
I got combined Phy/Bio,
Additional Maths , Geography .

So after that, went to Ikea with Wang Shi , Joanna and JiaWen for the Swedish Meat Balls!
It never gets better than that cause it was heavenly . I wished I had more Jam though, I finished the jam
first. :P

Then halfway to AnchorPoint saw Valerie , JiaJin , Fabian and Chee Ming.
~~Gits .~~ -.- .....

Okay, went to see my mom there. And the whole bunch saw her too, don't know what happened cause
I ran to the toilet to hide my embarrassment. I mean, Wang Shi, Joanna and JiaWen were there was more than
enough already!

The loser Wang Shi went to get her hair extended. Waited for her for half an hour to finish.

Well okay. The Twilight book isn't as fun as the Harry Potter books.
I mean, its lacking mystery and excitment and fun in it yes? But nevertheless, I'll still read cause
I wanna know how the hell did Edward start to like Bella.

Okay for that Lazy ass Wang Shi, here is your Twilight trailer !

2009's PhuLwin

2008-11-05T19:28:00.005+08:00

Although its about less than 2 months away from 2009,
Some things I am gonna change, some things I'm gonna do, and some things I am not gonna do ! :D

Well , erm.

Next year I might be hanging out less with my usual friends, but its okay . Friends come and go .
Kidding, there's no way they're gonna escape me >:)

Barf . -.-

I will grow taller, duh, and I am NOT gonna make fun of people shorter than me .
As a matter of fact, I will. Lol .

Barf Barf . -.-

I will bloody countdown to the day Harry Potter & the half blood prince will be released.
Actually, I've already started .
253 days and 4 hours left . Geez.

Barf Barf Barf . -.-

I will also wait for the release of Cherry bomb. I hope I'll still be a Rupert fan by then. :/

I must must must pay attention in class even if it kills me .
The invisible boundry line that separates US and the 7 princesses + Pulsating Pimply Chua
is that they are the one paying hell loads of attention in class . Don't count self revision & Tuitions. :O

And , erm, I hope, at least, I can fly to London during September for the 2009 movie awards.
I'll be clinging on to Rupert Grint. HAHAHA. Yay.

And if I am really unlucky, ending up in the same class as 7 princesses + p.p.chua,
2E & 2F's "dual masters" boys , and the freakish Wita, oops, I guess I must try my best to get along with them.
Hmm, I don't think they will wanna be friends with me anyway. :D Cause I am difficult to get along with.

And, I hope, no good looking boys to fall for . Eek. *rolls eyes*

Oh plus. Anyone can send me a Simple recipe for baking a delicious chocolately birthday cake? :)

And , GAWSH !
Althought I dislike her, I cannot deny how beautiful she has become !
I think its a matter of time before Rupert Grint will date her ! BARF!!!!!!

CHIO!

P/S: Teeny blooper HALT !!!!!!!!

Look. I am fking SICK, SICK, SICK of people with almost same blog urls !!
Okay I am complaining and you viewers are in luck .

Yea , some of you may say "Don't like the blog don't enter la! kpkb so much for what"
Well yea, stfu .

The girls especially, and suprisingly some abnormal guys have typical blog urls !
Mostly asscociated with the word, LOVE .

I think people with the word "love" in their url are just pathetic bunch of barfs
who are in need of being loved or is happy with their only-last-few-months-stead.

Examples (these are not real examples, but if there are really such urls, then don't blame me for being clever.)

xiao-love.bs.com
unwanted-love.bs.com
sweetness-love.bs.com
bwokken-loves.bs.com
xoxo-love.bs.com

Well losers, why not come up with suggestive names like

dustbin-love , crippled-love etc.

You see my point ! Okay I don't go too far, I am okay with your "lovely" url IF your contents are interesting .
But if you are those who are so freaking emo and almost same post everyday then get lost .

And recently xiaxue did post about hating blogshops yes?
Go read it cause I billion percent agree .

2008-11-02T16:50:00.003+08:00

Omfg this shocked me !

Daniel Radcliffe is really very sick in this vid! He do the intercourse thing with his fingers and plays with
the condom -_-

omg !

2008-11-01T17:16:00.001+08:00

LOL oh my goooodzz. I think my favourite Youtuber is JulyChuck now.

This vid is really awesome ! My Rupert being a lady killer. HAHA. Watch it !

2008-11-01T10:15:00.003+08:00

Lol I was checking my inbox just now when I saw someone sending me
a VIAGRA promotion. Omg, funny man.

And may I ask what is this ?

With Due Respect‏
From:

ibrahimshorowa1 (ibrahimshorowa1@libero.it)
Sent:
25 October 2008 16: 06PM
To:

With Due Respect I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of african development bank (ADB).
I crave your indulgence as i contact you in such a surprising manner. But I respectfully insist you read this letter carefully as I am optimistic it will open doors for unimaginable financial rewards for both of us.
In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of Ten Million,Five Hundred Thousand US dollars (US$10.5m) only , in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in a plan(PLANE? PLAN?) crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died along with him at the plan crash leaving nobody behind to come for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you so that the money could be released to you as the next of kin for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i dont want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.
The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as "unclaimed fund".
The request for a foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account , 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me. There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name,your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply,I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
I need a capable and able person who will handle and manage this funds because it is not a small amount of project. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Yours faithfully,
Dr Ibrahim Shorowa,
Bill and exchange Manager,African Development bank ADB

also this,

From:
MRS JOYCE NGUESSAN (mrs_joycenguessa44@hotmail.com)
Sent:
25 October 2008 09: 38AM
Reply-to:
mrs_joycenguessan44@hotmail.com
To:
FROM MRS JOYCE NGUESSAN, Deatest One May the Almighty God bless you and your family,please I have a problem and needs your help,I havedecided that it good a thing to write you for help.
I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.
I am in a state of delima and your profile pushed me to send you mail and i am very happy that i hear from you, I am mrs joyce nguessan, 35years old and the wife of my late Mr. Passca nguessan .
My husband was a highly reputable business magnet (a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days.
It is sad to say that he passed away my
steriously in Cote d' iviore during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.Febuary 2004.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been master minded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that! time.
But God knows the truth!
Before his death on February 12th Febuary 2004 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of eighteen million, seven hundred thousand United State Dollars. (USD$18.700,000) left in one of the leading security company.
He further told him that he deposited the money in my name, and finally issued a written instruction to his uncle whom he said is in possession of all the necessary legal documents to this money and the security company .
I really don't know what to do. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.
The death of my husband actually brought sorrow to my life.I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.
Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me as your wife and duagther?
2. Can I completely tru! st you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in questionwill be good for you after the money is in youraccount? Please, Consider this and get back to me as soonas possible.
Thank you so much. My peace of the Lord be with youand your family.

Best regards,
mrs joyce nguessan.

DO YOU GUYS ALSO RECEIVED SUCH MAILS? O.O

2008-10-31T19:01:00.001+08:00

WAHAHAHA!

Damn it. I took 3 hours plus giving my blog a makeover !
It's worth it though cause I love the result .

:D

AHHHHHH. Sorry but I couldn't resist not making a Rupert Grint skin for myself. x)

2008-10-30T23:14:00.002+08:00

UGH!!!!!!!!!!

I've just finished , closed the 607 paged book.

And so much running through my mind right now !

Love it too damn much to express it okay !
I'm exploding to say it out man, but I don't wanna spoil the story !

Non Potter fans won't be interested anyway.

x) x) x)
Snape loved Harry's mom all his life !
And well, RAWR I don't like Hermione ! Don't like don't like !
A little bit of stupid thing she goes sensitive and cryyy and my Ron Weasley will hug her.
Shit it .

Ahhhh. One last thing .

Hello god, if you can, please , by any means, let me dream about
being in book 7 tonight . I want to be err, Hermione ! Cause she kissed Ron Weasley
and I want to know what it's like .
I want to be hermione from page 1 to 607. But please remove the crying bits .
:D

2008-10-30T12:35:00.003+08:00

well hi, this is the 86th post :)

I heard mom talking something about divorcing . O.O
Well I hope its not gonna happen cause .. ahya can't imagine it .

Anyway. My ambitions have been altered . :D
I have talents and I want to use all of them but I can only decide on one .
Graphic Designer, Interior Designer, Make up artiste, Fashion Designer, ~~Hairstylist~~ wahahah!

Kidding la, I'm working towards either Graphic / Interior Designer although they don't connect in anyway o.o

I decided to drop some of the chores today, shhhhhh.
Cause I realise the house I cleaned yesterday is still cleaned and cleaning it further will waste my time & energy.
I decided not to mop today and clean the bathroom :D

And I've whipped up a nice dish. Pork with various veggie with egg.

Muahahahha . I'm about to finish reading my Deathly Hallows. Now is the part where they are in
the Final Hiding place. I miss floorball trainings but somehow when I go for trainings its just that I don't
fit in anymore ! They've recruited new keepers and I'm kind of not part of trainings already. But can't blame them,
I absent myself from trainings anyway .

I want to be back playing a forward ! Pfffffft. I miss Helena, Wang Shi and Joanna !

2008-10-29T15:15:00.004+08:00

Oh alright I shall tell yo guys what happened .

My mom made a lot of trouble for us , dad and me.

Sunday:
Me. Just because I spend the day playing computer and not doing house chores I get told off.
And threatened . My tuition was at 11am and bloody tutor wee did not answer my calls and reply messages.
I wanted to stay at home to wait for his reply cause its not polite to just show up at his door, he might not
be home or sleeping.
Then my mom asked me to call my dad . She wanted to talk to him which I believe will become an
arguement . She want me out of the house . ...

Tutor Wee said he need another 30 minutes . So I spent half an hour wandering my block .
I cried cause I was so furious. That time I really hated her alot . Grr . My aunt called and I told her what
happened crying.

After tuition I went home, mom wasn't home . I asked my dad what happened he said she's crazy. lol.
Dad said mom was wailing, threathening to leave the house . Dad was fed up and he told her to leave if she
wants . Nice one, dad .

Anyway an hour later Ian's mom, aunt and his sister came my house to bring some stuffs .
It was so bloody humiliating cause his mom was telling my father about my mom. Mom had called her complaining
saying that my dad doesn't want her anymore -_-

I know my father very well. He's as cold as me. I know he isn't the romantic sort which thankfully he wasn't.
After that the next 2 days I stayed over at Ian's .

So yesterday I met my dad at City Hall. We went home together . He was sooo damn furious haha .
He said my mad mom soaked his $800 Nokia phone into the basin full of water .
Cause the 2 days I stayed with Ian, his mother and aunt kept pestering me to ask my dad to comfort mom . zz.
So I did as I was told . I asked my dad if he still loved mom he shook his head. So I told him mom has been
taking sleeping pills to sleep. He said take all she wants .. -.-

YOU SEE THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO! The problem doesn't lie with us. Its Her !

Anyway we reached home, she was home . Then she made me write down some stuffs .

1)Sleep by 12am everyday
2)Wake up by 9am everyday
3)Sweep and mop floor everyday
4)Clean the bathroom everday.
5)15 vocab words and 2 Math lessons everyday
6)Prayers by 11pm
7)Worship parents before sleeping .
8)Wash clothes at least twice a week and iron immediately when dry .

@#$%^&*()#$%^&*()$%^&*()_%$^&*()_)(*&^%$%^&*()_)(*&^%$
She said I'll get it from her if I don't do all these.

Okay, now Im posting cause I have done the above except my Vocab words and math lessons.

I am damn tired. Sigh.

FKFFKFKKFKFKKFKFKFKFKFKKFKFKKFKFFKKFKFKFKFKK.

I am a laid-back, simple minded and relaxed person. Why can't it be this way now .

Anyway WATCH THIS .BLOOOOOOODY HELL I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE TO COME OUT .

~~Rupert~~ Ron looks soooooo man :D And bloody Lavender just go hug and kiss him -.-
Snape looks sexy.

2008-10-27T15:19:00.002+08:00

whatsssupppp. I didn't mention about staying over at Ian's, no?
Last minute decision cause my parents fought and mom doesn't want me home .

Anyway I hope everything's fine now . I am bloody bored. Lucky I have my
Harry Potter and Deathly hollows with me if not.. we'll talk about that later.

TAGS REPLY!

Helena- There seem to be nothing you don't know, Lol.

Jane- Research and find out what made that beat o.o

Adrian- Lol you've finally got back your intelligence.

WangShi- Was she? That's scarier than pairing you with Kum.

WeiSheng- Are you saying it from your heart or sarcasm! But anyway, he's
really good. :p

2008-10-26T00:40:00.002+08:00

zzzzzz . I didn't know 21st Century guys are becoming more femine.

This loser on msn wants people to go his blog to his his drawingggs~

He says he sucks at it and wants the world to go see it. And now he's announcing on facebook
he's art's a failure. -.- If you are so damn lousy at drawing why announce it. You think people
will tell you," haha...its actually not bad wad..jiayouss!!"
I'll throw my mouse at your face .

Hello mister ! We all can see how disgusting your drawings are so please shut your shit up!

PFFT!

2008-10-25T12:29:00.004+08:00

This guy's 14. He's not very rich. He dances on streets to earn money for his family.

He auditions

HE wins !

Lovely. He still looks like a girl to me.

2008-10-24T22:23:00.004+08:00

zz, omg.

Elmo. You and your friend cookie monster better die .
I saw countless teeny blooper blogs today, and your name is all over their Profile , wishlist and even their posts.
Well, yea I'm not afraid to say this but the fking girls in my school are just the same.
One particular girl's blog freak the shit out of me.

She puts an eyelinerrrrrrr (made from coal and calls it 101% oriqqiinalx )
Infamous tilting head pose .
She takes a paper. And wrote .

[S***** LOVES ELMO!!!]

Her fs is worse, much much worseeeee.
She adopted a nickname, pwiincessgalgal smth like that.

I'm telling you, if people her size call themselves that ,
I can call Mr Chu charismatic Chu-Bond boy boy .

*gulps*

LEAVE SESAME STREET ALONE !

2008-10-24T15:49:00.003+08:00

whee. Made some icons today and already uploaded it at my icon site.

Best 3.

commmmmmmmment!

2008-10-23T22:52:00.003+08:00

Wang Shi! YOU LOVE POWER PUFF GIRLS DON'T YOU!
I LOVE HARRY POTTER YES I DO!
What happens if they combine !

POTTER PUFFS!

Harry !

Draco!

Snape!

Fred !

George!

Voldemort!

Sirius Black!

Lucius Malfoy!

The others dont look like them at all so I didn't put. But anyway, SO CUTE ISN'T IT !
:D

Anyway. I'm thinking of making a site to put up icons.
I'm gonna make them and put a html code so people can use it.
How is it? ^^

2008-10-22T15:49:00.003+08:00

And now for the 2nd part of my HP drama .

It's a nice windy day. Let's see what our friends are up to.

Draco has been dating Snape. Snape gives him a kissssss O.O
His reaction

Snape decided that Draco was the only person he trusts . So he told him about his
horrible past. What Harry Potter's dad had done to him . And he reveals......

.

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.

.

Meanwhile, Harry was checking out in Cedric Diggory. He saw a crowd of students
gathering. Harry went to take a look, to his suprise he saw..

He turned and saw Proffessor Mcgonagall

And on the other hand....

Lavender was still cuddling Ron .

Ron:
PISS OFF SOW. I'm with Hermoine !

Lavender:
A few more snogs WonWon !

Ron:

Fak off fackaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!

Hermoine suddenly dash into the room and kicked Lavender Brown's ass.
Then she and Ron went off hand in hand .

-.- Thats all -.-

2008-10-22T00:04:00.004+08:00

HA ! I've read 480 pages within 3 days .
I think it's fantastic. Half blood prince I'm talking about . I think the movie will
be great too.

If harry potter is true I'd be in Hogwarts now .
They use the term 'snogging' for kissing . It sounds like nose digging to me .

Anyway, I am lazing the day away and in fact enjoying it. Guess I won't be going
Indo after all.

Okay , for entertaining myself, I shall be doing a mini drama :D
Harry potter of course.

Cast:
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley
Lavender Brown _l_
Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy
Voldemort

Note*:
Harry Potter is gay in this script . His boyfriend is Draco, hahahahah .
Ron Weasley toys with Lavender Brown's feelings and soon annoyed with her.
Hermione Granger has an undying crush on Ron but wouldn't admit it .
Snape ... well you'll know.. :)

okay here goes..

Ron and Harry were making their way back to their common room when
they passed the Defence against the Dark art's class. To their suprise they found
Snape...

Ron chortled and Snape saw the both of them. Utterly embarrassed, he marched towards
them .

Snape:
Potter and Weasley, what are you trying to do, sneaking up into my class at this time of the day. I do not tolerate this scandalous behaviour. 2000 points from Gryffindor. *grunts*

Harry:
Proffessor, that was very sexy of you . I didn't know you could dance.

Snape: *Blushing* Very well , another 2000 points from Gryffindor .*Walks off*

Laughing, the two boys went back to their common room, eager to tell Hermione what
happened.
The next morning in the great hall where everyone was eating to their fill, Lavender Brown
suddenly ran to where Ron was seating and flung her arms over his neck.
Hermione looked away, Harry could see her eyebrows crossed .

Lavender :
Won Won! I miss you like crazy ! Wanna go Hogsmead with me this afternoon?

Ron: Well , erm, I...

Lavender: I'll take it as yes ! *And gave Ron a noisy kiss on his cheeck. *Skips away*

Ron: Bitch.

After breakfast , their first lesson was unfortunately with Snape .
Harry was talking about how Snape would look sexier with a thong instead of that
black cloth .
Ron was mercilessly adding on to that .

Snape walks towards them and.

Ron & Harry :
Ow ! Dammit fuc-

They went silent immediately when they realised it was Snape .
The lesson was indeed uncomfortable with Snape snarling at them every minute.

After lesson , Draco went to confront Harry about some rumours .

Harry :
No of course not.. erm, Draco-kins. Your my love. I wouldn't do that..

Draco:
Then why are you so flustered ! Tell me this is not true.. *sobbing*

Harry :
Okay Hush.. Cedric told me about the Prefect's bathroom on the 5th floor .
He said it wasn't a bad place for a bath so I went there...Not realising he was there too..erm

Draco: HARRY HOW COULD YOU!! THAT'S IT. I'M DITCHING YOU BITCH.

Harry: Well, might as well , bye . * Runs *

Draco: NOoooooo!! I was just joking ! * falls to the floor sobbing *

Poor Draco was indeed very upset. He indulged himself into alcohol.
Thinking of how much he loved Harry and how he could be so mean to dump him for
Cedric Diggory.

Snape saw Draco sitting by himself. He walked towards him to find out what was
troubling him .

Draco: Harry.. he..he dumped me for Diggory *wails*

Snape: Aw come here *hugs Draco*

Draco felt much better. He felt like it was Harry hugging him.

Snape: Come here, lemme tell you something.. I'm gay ..

Draco's face lightened up, he couldn't believe it. Sure enough Draco had a crush on
Snape during in 3rd and 4th year at Hogwarts . Draco confessed to Snape and they are
a new gay couple of Hogwarts. *lets clap for them, people*

Back at Hogsmead. Ron felt regretful about going with Lavender. She was getting on
his nerves with calling him " Won-Won " .

Ron:
Would you please stop calling me that ?

Lavender:
Oh, I thought you like it ! Well you can call me Lav Lav :D

Ron:
chee bye. Do the world a favour by jumping down the hogwarts tower .

Lavender:
Sorry? Won Won did you say anything?

Ron:
No, nothing .

Lavender started snogging Ron even when he refused . Passerbys were staring at them
with great disbelief. Hermione on the other hand was looking very gloomy . Not to mention
Luna Lovegood was irritating her as well.

Okay , I think that's all for now . My shoulders are aching . :D
Keep coming back to my blog if you can't wait for the next script !

Okay seriously haters, if this script doesn't interest you and you are ready to give me
a nasty comment, I feel ashamed for you.
But on the other hand, thanks if you like it. The pictures are not easy to find . -.-

2008-10-20T17:33:00.002+08:00

Hoot .

Got back all the results today . I myself isn't so sure about the marks.
And maybe my math get an additional mark :D

Kekeke ! Mom asked if I want to go Indonesia with her. I said okay .
Hope its a fruitful trip, don't wanna come back blogging about chocky atmospheres.

I am sleepy now. This morning I set snooze 6 bloody times yet unable to wake up.
whee whee no school tomorrow and the day after ;D
Okay before I sleep i better finish reading my harry potter boooook. I know its out dated but
I'm still at half blood prince :D

I shall finish off this post with.

Lavender Brown (Jessi Cave) fuck you. She another one kissing rupert . -.-

2008-10-18T19:15:00.006+08:00

Imagine young Harry from this

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BECOMES

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THESE !

Okay there is actually one full body naked picture of him. I don't want to put it.
The pictures are not photoshopped . If you want to know more search for equus.
Daniel really did volunteer to act in an adult play involving horses . Okay , this is like 2007 -.-

All of them are growing....growing....grown ._.

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Bad ass grint

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Yes, I can't believe it too.

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And now what we haven't see .

Hagrid is that you ?

What about Severus Snape

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Mr. Voldermort

images courteousy of wikipedia, photobucket and actors's websites.

Geek . Nerd . Dork . PhuLwin .

2008-10-17T18:43:00.004+08:00

shit .

I think I am a really big nerd. I love Harry potter and friends. HAHAH.

Okay, bah!

Today was erm, result day. OKAY WHAT THE HECK, EVERY WORD I'M TYPING RUPERT GRINT JUST
FUCKING POPPED IN MY MIND.

Only got to know my Science, math and History results .

Science was not too bad , 76.5
Math was erm 77 .
History was 54 -.-

And I hurt my finger with the fking rusty basketball cage . The one with wheels I don't know how to call it !
I admit I had it coming cause I was playing with it by myself , then i let go, the lid snapped on my finger.
It bled instantly . What's worst , its rusty . Nursed my little cut and now I'm fine and alive .

Rupert Rupert Rupert ! Rupert Alexandra Lloyd Grint !
What a beeyouteeful name.

Cheerybomb . I have no idea about that movie but I am very sure Rupert Grint is acting in that movie .
And seeing the trailers , this could be worse than the kissing scene.
:O Rupert will play a somewhat rebellious teen fighting for a pretty slut against his friend , which then turn
themselves into rivals.

YOU WANT TO SEE HOW FKING SMOKING BURNING SPICY HOT HE IS IN THE MOVIE?!

I almost chocked on my breath seeing this picture .

Knn la ! This movie is released july 2009. Life is unfair ):

2008-10-15T20:56:00.003+08:00

MY GODDDDDDDDDD. I discovered a rupert grint movie and then watched it.
Its so so so so so so INFURIATING about this scene.

WHY THE FKING HELL .
Watch this. See my dear boy kiss this slut .

Well, the ending of the movie, He said Fuck off. HAHA. Pleasant :D

Yea yea yea, some people at my tagboard is trying to act funnnnaaye .
Those are people who suck their own ass

2008-10-14T19:25:00.002+08:00

Have I mentioned, I saw Sam Leong at the Esplanade? His name was something Leong but I think its Sam.
That celebrity chef?

I was like staring at him all the way, and thinking, " Eh this one see before leh"
Okay , I have a poor eyesight and my glasses were left at home .

Joanna saw too .

OH ITS SAM LEONG YAY.

Then I went on crapping dishes he cook especially for me blaa blaa. I wish.

2008-10-14T15:29:00.003+08:00

Whee whee ! Exams are finally over ! Been waiting for this day to come ;)

As I said, chinese paper was anyhow anyhow one . Had no idea how to read the words.
After exam WangShi, Joanna , Kimberly , Valerie, Chun Keat, Darren, Charles , Adrian and I
went BMC Mac for our lovely breakfast . The rest went out / home so Wang Shi , Joanna and I
went to Clarke Quay ^^

Kekeke. The place there is quite shiok, it'll be even shokier at night .

Zzz they went down the steps. I would never ever do that !

It was veryyyyyy hot . *points to the sun cursing*

Ahh, after wandering around went to Esplanade ! :D

Children

And when we entered ........ this display took our breaths away...

Behold......

Wow right ?

Okay , went up to the roof terrace . Wang Shi pronounced it as Terence. Wonder what has she been thinking
lately ?

Children's drawings.

Ahhh. We went Marina Square . Ate lunch there and bought the mirror keychain. Cute!
Laughed our asses off at Mini Toons! I went wild with the music .

Okay .. so took 196 back with them... wang shi shut up..

Zzzzzzz. OMFG . WTF . She's not gone for 2 months , its only 2 days !! ZZZZz.
There goes my "2 month thrill" -_-

2008-10-13T20:28:00.002+08:00

Most of my vocabs are made up :/ haha, maybe oxford will like and put them in dictionary !

I just died from happiness. But I revived , that's why I'm still here .
Omg la ! 2 months of nag-free and freemdomized life !
Hahah, friends should know why!

And tomorrow is my final paper! And its the dungiest paper . Chinese paper 2 !

I've studied till I had no idea I had a blog. Seriously . My blog was left untouched
for almost a week :D
Today was English paper 2 and Math paper 2 . Well urm, the summary i'm still doubtful if i can
do well...

For math paper 2 I don't even have the bloody time to check ah!

But nevermind, it's overrrr ;D nyeh nyeh nyeh.

Tomorrow clarke quay after papers ! x) Yay Yay Yay.
* skips around the room *

2008-10-05T12:44:00.001+08:00

Haaah oh my godddddd. I am very happy ! x)
Can't believe he texted me ! And never replied -_-

2008-10-03T14:38:00.002+08:00

hello!

My first 2 papers finish already !

but left 6 more papers -_-

You know , everytime I hear the word cheating I always think about guys dumping the girls for another party .
Even my science practice test paper agrees !!!!!!

The question :
Wend is a housewife who has been married for five years . Her husband is her only sexual partner .
One day , Wendy was diagnosed to suffer from gonorrhoea .
(i) Suggest 2 ways in which Wendy could have contracted the disease .
(ii) ahya , useless question so shan't type it out .

SEE ? Its there !

answer I really wanted to write for (i) was .

The freakin husband is cheating on her ! How can she be so dumb ! He is having a
greeaaaattt time with another woman and yet you're there like a fool , mopping floors !

How can you not be furious .Cheating Men all shall die , i guess .

2008-10-01T21:53:00.012+08:00

As Promised !

Lewis's finger is VERY ITCHY !

Oh ! Nicole's up in his nose !

Handsome beyond wordsss !

Okay , I don't know the picture turn out like that , anyway its funny .

Alright !
Exams are just an ass away . So what was I up to ??

Oh yes , Mugging season

Well .

Just

5

seconds .

*grunts *

Sigh . Examss .

2008-10-01T17:46:00.003+08:00

Oh my god !

What ? HUH ?! NOOOOOOOO! STUPID ! STEWWWWW PIG .

Nicole Scherzinger is 7 years older than Lewis !
She lied about her age , as heard from Shan & Ross . She claimed she was 28 but she
is actually 30 . That means Lewis is only 23 ! ... 9 years older than me ... -_- forget it .

Ahya Lewis break up with that pussy la !

I changed my blogsong . Very cute song !!
Here is the music video and tell me that you guys agree that the lead singer looks like Malay .

REJOICE

2008-10-01T13:58:00.002+08:00

HAHAHAH

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!

The two rats finally moving out ! Zu Zu and what , Pai Pai ?
Rat names ! YAY

FINALLY GOT MY LAPTOP BACK . MINE MINE MINE !
YAYYYYYYYY

2008-09-30T15:00:00.002+08:00

Oh my god . I think this is getting quite bad ah .

6.50am that person called again . I ignored .

Later during MT class he smsed saying exactly this :

We can really be good friend . We can share each other joys n
sorrows. Feel free to sms me . Today attending class , boring ( do I care?! )
Tomorrow i going cruise . Ok . Thk (yea right , he'll be working at Sheng Siong's )

I told Charles about this . Charles said he'll deal with him if he pesters again -.-

And yes he did . During self - study period that person missed call me . I
immediately informed Charles .
Charles called him with Nigel's phone . They kept quiet while that idiot
hello ? Hello ? Hello?

Later Nigel made some lion sound . FKING FUNNY !!!

Coincedentally , Joanna was also kind of pestered by a guy who called
her wrongly . He keep asking for his boss . In the end Wang Shi prank called him back,
she said she was recruiting members for Calefare for mediacorp TV . LOL that Dumbass
stated his name , age and race . -.-

Okay back to my case ,
Charles send him sms not to pester me .
He later even insulted Charles cause he thought it was a girl .
Charles insulted back and that guy didn't reply already .

tsk tsk tsk .

2008-09-29T22:47:00.003+08:00

RARRRRRR .

I am so silly . Yet I still cried over it . I am fine now .
Nothing holds me back now ! Well besides blogging about Ah lians .

F1 was fcuking awesome , althought I just watch it on tv . OMG .
LOSER LA THE FERRARIS . *rolllllssss eyesss *

HAHA . Lots of juicy posts coming up !
About Lewis Halmiton ( did I spelt it right ? )
Yes a comic about Lewis ! <3>**** IMPT *****

I was smsing wang shi halfway when somebody called me .
It was wrong number so we hung up .

Later that pervert sms me .

Sorry called wrong number jus now .
Hi my name is Alvin . I am 35 years old . 65 kg and 172 cm .
Nice to make friends with you ( c'mon K2s ,teach this guy some English)
I like swimming , club and movies . Mind sending me ur pic ?
Tk .

I replied :

Err it's okay . I'm only 14 .

He replied .
Its okay . Nice knowing you . I stay in Yew Tee where you stay ?
I am having my examination ( what , PSLE ?? )
Hope I can take you out for movies after my exams !

I didn't replied as I was busy laughing at this idiot .

He called . I start to get worried . I didn't answer .

Then another 2 more calls ! OMG SEXUAL HARRASMENT !
I didn't answer .

Being a 35 years old dweeb noob loser , he smsed again .

Why nvr reply ? I sincerely want to be your frn .
Waiting for your reply tnks .

GOT SUCH PEOPLE ?!?!?!
%^*()^&*()%^&*()&^*()_

ONE OF THE WORST SPORE GUYS I'VE EVER CAME ACROSS .

:/

2008-09-29T18:08:00.003+08:00

Could this be love ?

Maybe it is . Yeah , maybe .
I think it might be . Could it be ?

I hope it isn't . Really .

)x

2008-09-25T02:23:00.002+08:00

EVERYONE .

I HEREBY INTRODUCE YOU TO THE CARTOON ME .

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Heh , I know you guys start thinking of cartoons already ..

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NAH!
PHULWIN ! :D

My birthday on 23rd Sept !

2008-09-24T14:53:00.002+08:00

Argh !
Didn't post yesterday on my birthday cause I was out till 11pm !

:D

Thanks EVERYONE ! Thanks for making my 14th Birthday the best birthday I ever had !
Well except the part you all sink my face into the cake .
Happy birthday to Kim too !

Thank you Joanna / Val / Wang Shi / Fendi / Adrian / Father's friend / Mother / aunt
for the birthday presents ! My dad already gave me my present , which was the phone , that was
like 3 months ago . -.-!

Thank you all who wished me too ! :D

12.00am - Aunt and Brian Luckyta !
12.01am -Kimberly !
12.03am- Wang Shi !
12.06am- Jia Wen !
06.54am - Joanna !
07.19am- Joshua Ang ! With an insult somemore !
8.11pm- Tutor Wee !
9.11pm- Andre !

Woot woot !

I like the pencil case and the pretty diary ! x)

Wang Shi they all bought a cake for me and Kimberly . So all of them asked me to bite the grape
on the cake , so I did , and dunno how many hands all pushed me into the cake !
Ahhhhhhhh ! My face and my hair !!

Well it's okay xD

After school I treat Wang SHi , Joanna , Valerie KFC . Didn't had enough for Kimberly .
Really sorry ! You tagged along last minute ! JiaWen too !

:D BYE !

Batman !!!

2008-09-22T20:07:00.003+08:00

Haha . I am rushing through this post .

Today during science some of us were sent out of class , including me .

As you can see , we don't really give a damn .

Bahahah . Pathetic Tan Ph .

Okay . I really did something stupid . I took Veshal's toys home , which he claimed that
they are his friends . Aneroxic people are weird :/
This is what I did .

Whew ! Load of nonsense ! Hahahha , I had time anyway .
BYE x)

2008-09-21T13:18:00.004+08:00

:D Posting before Tutor Wee comes . We better finish up probability then move on
to politics . -.-

Actually ah , tutors like him are very rare . Okay, I'm gonna bring good people
into the spot light now . He's been teaching me since P5 .
That time my math was 20/100 or less . Since he came , I improved till I got a B
for PSLE :D

When I'm sick , he'll bring medicines for me . When I accidentally cut my feet that
time at his home he applied medicine on my feet :D
He never misses my birthdays . And he is belly belly concerned about my results ,
esp math ! If you were to ask me who's been inspiring all along is

Mr Jason Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . Tutor Wee .

x) Changed blogsong .

Anyway , I am a big fan of keane . Very happy that they have finally came out with a new song .
F3 .

I AM CRAVING FOR THAI EXPRESS' TOM YUM .

BYE !

2008-09-20T17:49:00.003+08:00

This music sung by our female divas :D
Its a song to fight against cancer . Very nice !
I'll remove my blogsong so you can hear the music video below .

Artistes :
Carrie Underwood ,Beyoncé, Rihanna
Mariah Carey, Ciara ,Melissa Etheridge,
Mary J BligeLe ,Ann Rimes , Leona Lewis , Keyshia Cole , Ashanti,
Sheryl Crow, Natasha Bedingfield , Fergie & Miley Cyrus.

Well , hopefully this song can make people fighting cancer be known . Show your support !
Anyway , I totally think Fergie shouldn't even sing . Her man voice spoils the whole song . @##A%%^^&**

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Alright I'm gonna post about yesterday !

Early in the morning I had an unknown person texting me . Stalker . -.-
So early in the morning had History . I was shocked when that unknown knows what I'm doing !
Just found out today morning that its Mr Brian Luckyta . -_-

Okay wang shi didn't come yesterday , but she came for CIP in the evening . So history at Darshan kaur's
homeroom . Then IT . Yayyyy I loveeeee my web can . :D The theme is anti animal abuse .. -.-
The colours used are same as my blogskin ! ^^

During PCT we had science practical test instead . Its sooo damn fun ! Haha , confirm take physics liao next year !

Okay.... went home after school . Ran to anchorpoint and back home , all within 20 minutes . :D
Then chinese tuition . Rush rush . Msn with Darren for awhile before going school .

Wang Shi called to wait opposite . -.- I was sucking ribena drink waiting for her while 30 cars pass .
Later she sms me say go school . I replied her "slut."

Whooo , almost everyone was already there . Lian Ying was drumming , and Lee Wei Jie
there trying to drum also but no sticks .

Very cool lor ! He drum from groove to rock , from rock to techno !

This little extra here , trying to act puppy for wan lin .

Okay , a ~~bird park~~ bunch of old folks came . Some are friendly some aren't .
My legs were aching badly ! At first I had to escort 2 aunties to the toilet , when I came
back , another 2 were waiting for me to bring them ! Never mind , I'm doing all these for
my cip hours . -.-

Food , games , lanterns , candles , kimberly screaming , laughters , catchings , basketballs .
went home with Alvin at 8pm .

Alright , better stop now , I have to do more maths !

Finally posting something good !

2008-09-18T14:19:00.004+08:00

Ahhhhhh . I know what my loyal readers are thinking ... Buahahahah .
They type http://soloist-x.blogspot.com/ , enter ... closing their eyes and praying hard while waiting for the page to load ... hoping for a post ... then open their eyes . No post !
Foam starts coming out of their mouth .. they have a fit and fall off their chair and die .

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH -.-

Okay lah here's a post ! My mom didn't come home the whole night , my dad and I were pretty
worried . In the end she was staying overnight at Ian's . -_-
Its time to change my blogskin and song !

5 goddamn more days to Miss PhuLwin's birthday . One year older , and a more wiser girl =)
Ahya to hell with it , I'm always wise .

I got the magazine that Jia Wen borrowed . As I flipped through the pages she has
stuck alot of nonsense notes on the beautiful pages !! I think some of them are still there ,LOL .

Yesterday's chinese oral was really a turn off . I think Mr Chu must be shaking his head
vigorously MENTALLY . So when I took a sit , he said something I obviously don't wanna hear.
He said in chinese , so I shall translate in English .

Chu : Hello PhuLwin , You've changed so much I couldn't recgonise you !
Me , thinkin : Oh no please dont say..!
(just as I was thinking that , he said it .)
Chu : You've become so dark . Why ah ?

$%^&*(^&*()%^&*()_+^&*()_^&*()^&*()^&*()_+

Pfffft .

I hate Mr .Tan PH ! He is soooo biased . His eyes are always on us 5 . YuSum they all
talking non stop at far left and we're whispering he has to scold us !
And Miss Nora too ! Its MORE irritating to us when she gets irritated . We just talk
very slightly louder and she has to be dramatic and angry . Like this !

2222222222DDDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao . my classmates reading this should know .

Working with Valerie Chua during Home Economics is a disaster . But I still appreciate
it when she washes the utensils . But she wash can take till 2010 . So I have to keep telling her.
Excuse me , today hor not tomorrow okay .

Then she'll laugh like mad . And she even cried laughing . I don't get it ! What's so funny .
We cooked Mee Goreng ! The noodles are now 1cm long each thanks to Valerie . -.-

All right ! Smart me is gonna study now ! BYE ! xD

PS / By the way if your wondering , Kimberly Teo and I share the same birthday . :D

2008-09-16T20:09:00.007+08:00

Hey Hey ! I have quite an amount of images ! But kinda lazy to blog ! :D I am obediently studying for the EOYs .

Ahya . Made another skin . Jia Wen , you can take if you like but I doubt you will , LOL . Its not as nice as I expected ! ):

shuuaii qerr , meii nuux . cliick derhh liink bel0w tuhh previewx . :]]
hiie hiie iie amm belly belly qan d0nq ferrm all eurr supP0rtX . .... =_=

http://www.blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=213442&action=Preview

:D

2008-09-13T16:10:00.007+08:00

HA ! I've created a new blogskin account !
And made a skin .

Wheeeeeeeeee !

CLICK HERE to preview it !

2008-09-12T20:08:00.003+08:00

Lol . Hello . Was browsing throught friendster just now .
I came across actress Charlene Ong . Ya , she is the Nic in First class .
That tom boyish girl .

Real life she kinda twit leh ! You guys will probably know if I said this .........
Her audi ign -MS-BAKAx . Sounds familiar ? Lol .

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UPDATED : 9.47pm .

I'm watching the girl's out loud series on youtube . Quite boring eh .
I borrowed Ripley's believe it or not encyclopedia . Human beings are sometimes
extremely weird ! ( I must note that weird is spelt as w-e-i-r-d not w-i-e-r-d )

Your Life Path Number is 1

Your purpose in life is to lead others.

You have great drive and determination. Nothing is going to stand in your way.
You seek out challenges and the spotlight. You'll take all the work - and all the glory.
Status and success are important to you. You demand the best from everyone and everything.

In love, you tend to take a protective role. You enjoy being the provider in relationships.

You expect others to be like you, and as a result, you are often disappointed.
A little selfish and vain, you always put yourself first.
Remember, everyone already knows you're great - you don't need to remind them!

What'>http://www.blogthings.com/whatisyourlifepathnumberquiz/">What Is Your Life Path Number?

alright , stop here . BYE :)

PS : Never fall for his trick again .

2008-09-09T16:58:00.002+08:00

Erm embarassingly , my previous post has alot of stupid mistakes , lol .

During Literature class we had to do group discussion .
Then Tian Xi ask me ,
" are you stupid or dumb ? "
I replied " smarter than you " . He asked me again .
I replied the same thing .

Suddenly Darren said " Eh hello we are living in 2008 leh , you from where one ?"
I wondered why he said that so I looked at my worksheet .
-_- Then realised I wrote ..

Date 9 September 2009

Tian Xi muttered , " Your stupid and dumb " . Can't believe I was laughed so hard , LOL .

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Oh YEA . Tonight watch Channel 5 ! :D Comedy night .
Calefare , First Class , and the most impt , THE NOOSE !

BYE !

I have no idea .

2008-09-07T16:32:00.017+08:00

This is a very long post .
don't say I didn't warn you !

Well urm , where should I start ? Oh yes , Monday evening Sept 1 .

Moved all Ian's things and his mom's and blaa blaa to the truck .
There was TRUCKLOAD of them omfg , when I said truckload , it is alot alot . ALOT .

Hmm , took almost 50 minutes to reach the house from mine . Alot of heavy things !
Ha , of course ol' smart me use myself as an excuse to just press lift button . :D

DAY 2 ( Tuesday )
Woke up pretty early , like 6.30 am ? Cause I was not used to their new bed .
Later stayed in bed till 8.30am ? Hmm mm .

The view from the guest room!

This is from the living room if im not wrong ..

The pool is just one floor down , and their living on the 4th ! So the pool is on 3rd .

Went for a swim laterr :D Water was icy cold -.-
Much to say Ian is sometimes a pain , uhh , Shan't bad mouth him here , cause he does read my blog .
We went to Sheng Siong to buy groceries .

Guess how much the $$ of groceries his mom bought ..

$200 ++ ! :o

JUST GROCERIES LEHH !!

yes , we used 3 baskets and one trolley we brought from home .

The journey back to the condo seemed forever -.- my arms broke on the way there , lol .
Oh but fret not my hands are fine as they are , fine enough to punch people !!
YESSSS! sickening Ian , I'd happily punch him for free .

The service in Sheng Siong sucks ! Don't belive the stupid commercial that you
fools watch on tv . Sheng siong jiu shi wei le niiiiii ~~ yeah right .
BAH ! Bullshits .

Anyway his family photo .

L to R .
the sis , dad , mom , scotty , his mom , and ~~the family dog~~ him .

Later in the afternoon we went to Tampines mall , the mom signed up for cabel and internet
line at starhub . So I sat down there watching animal planet o.o
After one hour of waiting -.- , dineer @ Pizza Hut !
My spicy pepper whatever .

:D Later went to fairprice . -.- More groceries and home neccesities (?)
I seriously don't know why , I was squatting down , laughing like hell , laughing like MAD at scotty .
REALLY WENT CRAZY . Laugh till I had to dry my tears , oh my god , I was crazily laughing , don't know why .
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-_-

*snaps out of it *
Taxi back to their home. 9.15pm went to play basket ball .
I scored 1 goal out of .... 20 shots . Go ahead and laugh , cause I was also crazily laughing .
9.45 pm went to SWIM again leh ! Suddenly 10pm+ swimming pool lights off -.- can't see a damn thing .

So that night get to sleep same room as Ian . Well don't worry ,different beds and the maid was there too .
Kinda feel bad she had to sleep on the floor .

Day 3 (Wednesday )
Ian wanted to bake sponge cake ! I was excited as well .
Guess what .
I ended up washing his mess while he happily went to swim . -_-

By the way this is his recipe . Don't follow cause this doesn't work , kekeke .

Step 1 : Seperate egg white and the egg yolk .

Step 2 : add in sugar and vanilla essence into the egg yolk , and mix .

Step 3 :Add vanilla essence and sugar into egg white . While doing that melt the butter .

Step 4 : Mix the egg yolk and egg white together . Add in flour and some artificial chocolate flavour.
Mix them in the machine will be advisable .

Yes mix very very long .

TADAAAAA . Result is so shit cause he added baking powder which is so dumb .
I didn't take a pic cause its so... ugly .

Later went to Tampines Ikea ! IT IS SO HUGE AND BEAUTIFUL :D ok lah , not much difference from
the Alexandra one . But its very big ! :D
uh huh , im wearing that latin jazz shirt . Its like casual wear lor ! LGL cheat people one .

The display I liked best .

My god , when we went to the warehouse area or whatever you call it , it is so freaking huge .
I don't thing the ikea at Alexandra is that huge .

Can you spot Ian ?

And moi .

fakeries :D

Ate at ikea restaurant . Nice leh the chicken curry .

Total we bought , 2 small plants , one big plant , 2 study tables ,one arm chair + stool ,
4 carpets ? , 1 kitchen gloves , 10 sets of hangers ! , laundry baskets , wastepaper bin, 2
chairs , 4 stools etc .

Wah I can't remember , there's too many . Of course ! Friendly Ikea delivery like duh .

Day 4 ( Wednesday )
Didn't go out much . Just swim and swim -.-

Evening Ian ask me follow him to his hostel he once stayed to get his skates .
Kind me had to stop writing my compo to follow him cause he was begging . -.-
After getting his skates , we went 7-11 , i made him treat me a lolipop . After that he
expects me to carry his stuff . I refuse , I walked away . Walao eh!

He got so petty and mumbled somethings and just walk off . I had to run to follow him
cause I don't know where the bus stop was . Meanie ! ):< Oh shit . I've mixed up the days . Ah nvm , the next few days stayed home . Tv. eat . swim . tv . eat . swim . tv . sleep .

And took this from Ian room .

Days of swimming later.......

Ahhh , now I'm back home , school's tomorrow . what pootness .

Kimberly - uhh .
Passer-by - thanks ! X)
Jocelyn - well kinda irritates me thou . :/
Wang Shi - oiiii stop calling me that la ! songs on my blog are always nice . LOL
Arthur - stupidlayou . LOL
HuiQi - supp :D

2008-09-01T11:03:00.011+08:00

Yay it's the holidays ! :D
And ... x) I'm gonna stay over for dunnohowmanydays at Ian's new condooo ~.~
Well , I'll post , If he is kind enough to let me use his lappie -_-

Yesterday's :)

Oh yea , while on the way to Payar Lebar in MRT , I've had this incident that I'm still fuming about .
I was sitting down on my seat ( just sat) and suddenly a fat malay auntie said excuse me and
just sit down !!! She's so fcuking fat I had to move away if not I'd get squashed . Then ,
to her happiness , I look like as if I had given my seat up for her . BITCH . She was there
sitting on my seat happily and even stared at me . I stared back her with that " fuck off you sow " look .

nnbccbknnljhgpcb !!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .

Anyway , just as I was still madly complaining about that lady to Ian , ANOTHER MALAY AUNTIE bumped into me and somemore give me a TSK !

what's fucking wrong with these malay aunties ?!

FINE .
Another bad luck , was searching the Nova Furniture shop thing when Ian , his mom
and I got lost in the empty factory street near Traffic Police .
Dumb him led us even further from where we're supposed to go . After one hour
of searching we finally found that stupid shop . DAMN .

After that went to Ian's the condo where he's moving TODAY .
OH YESSSSSSSS . THE POOL AREA , OH YESSSSSSS .

No , this is just the gardeny pool .

-.-

Chao Ah gua ! :x

Above ! :D

THE SWIMMING POOL

Off to uhh, Paragon later . To have dinner .
At Thai Express , Whoooo !

His ginger chicken , very spicy !

Mine was just a ... -.- stupid sweet beef noodles in soup . Hate it ! Not spicy at all ));

Tell you his face was VERY VERY VERY red . He had to ask the waiter refill his cup 4 times -_-

Anyway , one of the waiter is .. Cute x) Veryy .. Must be a thai . Sg guys looks like shit . Oops no offence .

Ohhh mann . Can't see clearly .

Later Ian keep asking to take pic pic pic pic pic -_- So I took , and he's hiding . Zzzzz .

Oh well , hopefully can stay over sooooonish !
Swim to your heart's content . lol .

BYE !

2008-08-30T12:23:00.007+08:00

LOL , so funny .

So retarded .

My headache was still there this morning , and now . -.-

UPDATED 2.28pm ;
Headache's gone ^^

Here are pictures .

Pictures that somewhat violated fashion rules .

Isnt she Kathleen from Hi-5 ?

Oh look ! My nike shoes are a must wear !

My nipple says hello

Carpet samples on his hair

Its Ryan Cabrera !
BEFORE

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OMG RYAN IS THAT YOU ?! :(

Pictures credit from GoFugyourself at celebritybuzz .

And finally , probably you'll like this .

Bye readers .

HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY

2008-08-29T17:02:00.004+08:00

Happy teacher's day , there's nothing to be happy about anyway -_-

Sian ran to school -.-
Quick changed into dance costume and went warm up in music room .
Then they said need put make up?! If not Lim Guek Lee help you put . Well that , I rather die .
So I was asking , "how to put ?? Who got foundation ? Who got eyeliner , who has the blusher"
omfg so bizzare .

Since my fingers are not so steady , the girls helped me put ... and somewhat ruin my face .
Lol . The eyeliner , I wonder how many thick layers they drew -_- I look like a living dead please. Then they still critisize my eyes !! Say single eyelid so difficult to draw . -_-

Went to perform . Slippery cause I was wearing socks only . Kinda forgotten some steps .

Blaah blaah blaah ,
went Jia Wen's house with Wang Shi at around 11.30am ?
I was holding on to a sanitary pad and suddenly Brian Luckyta came into the room -_-
LOL .

took 145 to Vivo . Wang Shi was mooooooddyyyyy cause her mom cut off her phone
line or something .

Took almost half an hour to decide to watch movie anot .
Wang Shi look moodless , Jp didn't want to come , CM not sure whether he's coming .
BAH !

In the end purchased 5 ticks to watch WALL-E .

Mooody animal .

Movie was urm .. maybe 6/10 .
Cause its boring -_- hardly any dialogue , expected it .
I almost fell asleep . Its about robots and most of all ,
I think the movie is talking about rubbish humans generated over the years . Plus , alot of obese people , LOL !

I got a headache now . Think sat near screen thats why .

GODDDD ... the headache is killing me . Fking Wall E .

2008-08-28T14:05:00.012+08:00

YOOOO!

Not feeling sick anymore :)

Yesterday watch Beijing closing ceremony encore telecast .

Saw this noob (Mayor of London) trying to unwrap the flag .

5 mins later ...

Another 5 mins later ..

Then .

KUAA KUAAA .

During Home Econs , we did sandwiches .

Mine I call it , red hot sexwich .

Betcha drooling on your seat now .

Look at this animal . LOL

During English , Jian Wen .

HAHAHAAAA ...

I strongly believe Jian Wen is a women in his past life .

Didn't go for AEP rehearsal , I don't feel like performing tomorrow ! ):

T.T

2008-08-27T14:44:00.009+08:00

Hi ~ I'm feeling unwell ! Unstoppable runny nose and addition painful sore throat .

But I still make an effort to post . ):

AHCHOOO! *

I shan't say much about today la , its the same old thinggg .

So , photos .

Meaow . The poor kitten was soaked in rain -.-
I carried it to shelter , somemore under rain . Stupid cat farted I think . Zz

2008-08-26T21:40:00.003+08:00

can anyone please translate to me what Arthur is talking about
in my tagboard ?

DATE WITH TOM WELLING

2008-08-26T17:02:00.004+08:00

I know la , you guys won't believe my title .
But its true . ):

I woke up this morning heavily sleepy . Eyes were screaming to close.

Well highlights of today :D

Had mother tongue test . I am only confident about the first section -_-
Got back my Math test paper . 25/40 . pathetic !

After math , while we were going up the stairs Riduwan was running for his life ,
well yea , a gigantic fugly fatty lian monster was chasing him , haha ! Poor boy .
Well , The gigantic fugly fatty lian monster , call GFFTLM for short , was mumbling
other planet words at Riduwan , then he called her some Fat and stuffs .

Obviously nature tells us we should laugh .
We clapped and cheered and asked for more . :D
GFFTLM was super pissed ): So she asked we all to "diam" .

Valerie and Kimberly fought back :D And the swearings , cursings between
the good (Kim and Val) and the bad (GFFTLM) lasted almost 10 minutes .

Well dear nerds if you were having lessons at 2nd and 3rd floor you'll definitely hear them :D

HAHA ! It was a show definitely not to be missed .

Oh right ,
YOU GUYS DONT BELIEVE I DATED TOM WELLING, HUH !? HUH?!
HE EVEN HUGGED MOI OKAYYYY .

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Im pretty sure you'll believe now , haha !
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Okay ! Since Jane requested how a lian quarrel with a teacher , I shall do a
scenario ! x)

Presenting 2 characters .

The Lian .

Cinderella is the name . 13 this year . Piercing on one nose and another below lip .
Likes to irritate people and talk back to teacher .

Old haggy naggy laggy teacher .

Mdm shyt is the name . Yes , Melodie shyt Davids the full name.
50 this year . Grumpy old thing .

Mdm shyt = Mdm S .
Cinderella = C

Mdm S : Class stand !!!!!!!

*class ignores and continue making noise . *

Mdm S : You people are hopeless you know !! Where is Cinderella !!!

C : Simi sai lah . Kp lah , cannot see I flirting meh . NNB !

Mdm S : Dont be rude ok ! Stupid girl . Come here !

C: Eh , stupid what . Go hell larhx lao neh buux .

Cinderella walks towards Mdm Shyt in super gangster way :D

Mdm S : Excuse me , your skirt is too short ! You better pull it down !

C: What, jealous ah . Your skirt s0 long like the Da chang jin please .

Mdm S : *blushes* I don't care , you better unroll your skirt if not I call principal .

C : Eh lac lah , Principal your dog ah . You think you who lai derh !

Mdm S: TSK TSK . People like you no future ! I hate to see you!

C : Oi Aunty mai anyhow say hor . Si kiao kiao . Look at your deflated nehs . In fact , Look at your own face in mirror worsx . Thiink eur reflectiion als0 run awaysx .

Mdm S : YOUUUUUUU!!! I am definitely gonna report to the principal .

C: Scared w0rh . I q0rt MAFIA , haa HAaa Haa

While they were argueing Monica came over took her pen and stabbed the
chao ah lian cinderella .

End of story , LOL .

2008-08-24T16:33:00.003+08:00

Oh mann , my heart aches :(

My dad has been doing alot for me . Why didn't I even noticed .
Kinda tearing typing this . ): *sniff*

Actually wanted to post how lians talk back to teacher but I wonder ,
why am I more engrossed in nonsense instead of house work ,
cooking and studying . Dad has always wanted me to do these .
I talk back at him , I didn't take care of him when he fractured his legs cause of me ,

walao , crying already .

): SORRY DAD . SORRY .

2008-08-23T18:00:00.004+08:00

THIS MUST BE THE MOST FKING FUNNY THING TODAY
WATCH . WATCH !!!

WHOOOO! HEHE .

Wait , I'm monica .

Heeshx hhhesxh . thhankyewwsh ferr all euur taqqx .
iie appreciiate mwanniie mwanniie x3 `

Thankyou - 8 letters
tthankyewwsh - 12 letters

many - 4 letters
mwanniie - 8 letters

An extract of fact from PhuLwin's dictionary :

If you twit for everything that you write , you'll be 10 minutes slower than a normal
English educated person .

Anyway , :D

WangShi - hhiie . yeahh he's sh0 hott .
Charles - thankyewwsh, rattan slay3rx .
Kimberly - :D lol
WeiSheng - naabuaysx . miies iish m0nica chennq . iie c0r my mafiiax
MONSTER - tthankyewwsh x33
Arthur - whatt euush lauqhiinq at nerrhx ? iie c0r my mafiiax beat euush . :D

SOME RANDOM FACTS .

The human brain is 80% water

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So Adrian , brains aren't everything . But for your case its nothing .

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

HAHA ! YES !

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Did You know, If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

VALERIEE !!!

Every time you lick a stamp you gain 1/10 of a calorie.

so start licking you skinny bitchessss !

A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds

What about 2D's ??

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do

Yes I ruleee .

BYE !

Twit's school day

2008-08-22T19:56:00.002+08:00

I , PHULWIN , is gonna be a twitty lian for this post . Please bear with me :D
It'll be GREAT if you can understand what I'm typing :D If you don't , tag me for meanings !
WILL BE VERY PLEASED TO HELP .
I will give myself a name called Monica .

H3ll0xsz . Miie iish a twiitx-cum-liianz && tell euush m0re aboutxs muaii typiical
sch0ol dayx w0rhhs ! Berri belly siianxs n3rhhx . H0nqqanx t'ch3rsh w0rhs !
W0 shii M0nicax !
Heeheex . Muaii fUlL name iish M0niCa Chenqq baii chii . (meaning : Touch my bum idiot )

Euush lurbx muaii name marhh !? Hahax ! x33 ``

siiannx . tuhhday thhiish iish mahh daex.

6.30am - * ALARM RINGS *
sh0 tiired nehhx . Yesterrdae until 2am ii wass t0rturiinqq la0q0nq onn the f0ne..heex .

6.30am-6.40am - Priincessy sh0wer .

6.40am-6.45am 0heeheeh, iie wass c0mbiinq muaii haiir nehh. Mustt be straiqqt striaqht d3rhx .

6.45am-7.00am- iie Sms muaii la0q0nqq and xiiao elm0 twiinz . hahax . lurrbs them nerhx ! miie q0 down
houuse meet muaii la0qong nn qann jiieh ` . sm0kked muaii marrb0ro liiqhts . yUmmiie!~
wass siibehh hiiqh ! ><''

7.20 - Reached school . Ahyyerr! Siianx . Kenna cauqqht byy the lannjia0x teaccher ferr muaii skiirt .
miie iish m0nica ch3nqq , euu thhiink euu wh0x ! wann fiqht arhz . I q0t mafiia worhs.

at sk0ol siian dia0x. Durriinq recess meet wiib xia0 tiianx tiianz nn b3nzhuz ferr sm0kkin in the t0il3ts .
we w3re makinqq funn orb th3 t3achers nn ourr class the n3rdx . hhurr hurr . ~.~

OMG . I THINK I REALLY CAN'T CONTINUE ANY FURTHER. IM FEELIN DISGUSTED WRITING THE ABOVE .

-_-

anyway , ENJOY!

2008-08-22T17:46:00.006+08:00

AYEEEEE . Tagboard is quiet for almost 18 hours _|_
People read then tag leh ! :(

Arhhh . Just woke up half an hour ago . -.- Missed Tuition at that .
So many tests next week !! -_-

Just post some overdue photos .

Jia Jia's powerful medicated oil :O

Drew this during Literature . 20/8

And during Math today Valerie was chasing after me with 2 pairs of scissors .
LOL run and laugh like mad . And my attention came to this .

(its clickable . Click to largen image )

2008-08-21T22:56:00.003+08:00

SALEISHA WON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL CYCLE DUNNOWHAT . :D
Grats ! Yes she's too cute to win ! x)

The other ang mor girl go make the china performer trip and fall ,
what a bummer . -.-

Hereby gonna present what's on my mind when that happened .:D
The ang mor model bends down , apologise to the poor guy .
Poor guy refuses to accept apology cause he's so humiliated and thinks
" eh this ang mor model think she big fk ah , anyhow trip me "
Then he takes off his slipper and slap her with it .
HAHA !

Eh if you guys didn't watch ANTM on 21 Aug 2008 10pm (today)
Then you won't understand what I was saying -.-

MOOD HAS GOT BETTER ! THANKS TO FEI MAO !

2008-08-21T17:33:00.003+08:00

FUCK . YOU . ALL .

2008-08-20T16:05:00.005+08:00

I call this post , THE AUGUST 20 2008 rant .

Rant on : KAWAII FUGS .

On a lovely Saturday afternoon take a walk around Bugis street .
You will come across alot of people , yes . But mostly who ? WHOOOOOO ?!!?
Mostly noisy group of teens lah .

A typical teeny lian will wear :
The ones mentioned below are common ones . If you know more , good for you .

Top :

1) A LITTLE MISS SHIRT .

2)boyfriend tee .

3) Tube tops . *shivers*

Bottoms :

1) Very tiny denim shorts . * oooh so sexy worhx ! *

2) Skinnies . ( I do love skinnies but breaks my heart seeing them wear it too ):

okay what if mini sling bags are replaced withh .....

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HAHAH !

These lians and their boyfriends or dogs or cats or horses will
sometimes be seen oogling outside the consex shop .
The lians will be pointing at the toy penis and giggling . While the boys
will be analysing the toy boobs .

Wait , you must be thinking I've went in before , no , those toys are on display.
So under 18s can see from outside :D

Teehee .

On the next post , I will write more about lians in school :D
SO VISIT MY BLOG OFTEN FOR UPDATES . KUAA KUAA .

I really wish I am like 20 or something , I can bully small stupid teenage lians more >:D

2008-08-19T15:54:00.007+08:00

Hi .

Anyway before I start , I am very angry with the neighbour upstairs !
Think he is Ang Moh but who cares . 6.30am in the morning he was hammering something very very very very loud that it woke my whole family up . And it didn't stop until we really couldn't take
it anymore . ZZ !
Tired Tuesday ! ):

Had Prefect's investiture for Assembly today . LOL . We kept making fun . And OMGWTF
San Frasico boy actually pretends not to know me ! Walaoo ! Sad , I am not noticed .

Mother Tongue . Quite a number came late cause of the haircuts etc .
Someone switched off all the lights and the blue screen was there . Feels like night club , a quiet one lol .

This is the customer waiting to be attended by a hooker . Kua kua !

Lim Guek was telling us how many pets she had and how mishap befalled on them . The
cat one was really so painful . Fell from 8 storeys . :(
So you little pets reading this , DO NOT AGREE TO GO HOME WITH HER OK ?!
Can save your life you know anot .

After recess was Literature . Very sleeepy!
Jia Jia showed me her powerful medical oil that can freshen your mind .
So I rubbed some on my head and on Tian Xi's too . Omg felt so refreshed !
Heee .

During Break I decided to be auntie so used my $5 book shop voucher buy pens .
So happy and free can . :D

After school was AEP .
A number of us were unhappy with Lim Guek Lee cause she act boss there .
And she never help to order shoes for ALL except those who followed her .
So I didn't have the dancing shoes . Stupid .

After some practice we had to go hall for rehearsal . Beat Box was awesome .
Jay Pal is a joker . Put on Jay's sun glasses and did Kanye West style . Kuaaa .

Zzzzz . The Jia Le , well , lets call him sissy for short was performing for drama
and the latin jazz girls , EXCEPT ME , was screaming , clapping and cheering for him

*rolls eyes * rolls eyes * rolls eyes * rolls eyes * rolls eyes * rolls eyes * ok my eyes have fallen off .

Later performed . Did one of the steps wrongly .
But I didn't had stage fright . Cause keep going stage far too many times , in primary school . :D

The Jazz Costume is nice ! :) I thought I would be some tight swimsuit like dresses -_-

AND ISN'T THIS KID SO CUTEEEE !?!?

BYEEEEEE .

PS : That Siti in the Latin Jazz is taking solo and that's being too bitchy . She exaggerates her dance step ,
for example , moving the ass way too much . Siti also wants special attention from Gordon and I
suspect its done on purpose . And please dont ever smile infront of me , buck teeth-ed .

Flashing Lights <3

2008-08-18T19:24:00.011+08:00

ZZZZZZ CHARLES SUCKS ! Always outtalk me .

Yes its a very tiring Monday for me in case you people who are enjoying your
monday at home do not know ! -.-

I slept at 2am , waking up in betweens and finally up at 6.30 .
Then somehow I feel that someone messaged me , and yes -.- Charles Lim .
Met Wang Shi at 139 bus stop and headed to SCHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL .

WHOOOOOOO .

Added some PERFECTION

Unexplainable Beauty .

haha !

Had home Econs test today .
It kinda scared me , cause I forgotten to study for it . Nyeh , won't fail one !

After school had to attend our last day of I&E course .
Valerie pon the lesson to go Gin's house . -.- Later she get rapeddd , No . Its consented sex .
Kua Kua !

While everyone was busy doing their work .

These two boys were singing -.-

ZOOOOOOOM .

Lol anyway won a $5 dollar voucher from School Book Shop for the good submition .
$5 dollars -.- Mrs Chin please be more less selfish

Alvin and I walked Charles to the bus stop . Waited for the bus with him

Loser .

My Now blogsong is GREAT okay . GREAT . GREAT .

Done this post within 10 minutes . My record .

Long post !

2008-08-17T20:44:00.003+08:00

Walau . I really I want private my blog if i have a choice ,
but my readership will sure sink assbottom . ): HOW ?!

Cause I don't want certain people to read my contents ! Eg : Tutor Wee, relatives !
Cause to them , I'm a polite , nice and hardworking person . (kua kuaaa)
I think they will stab their own eyes if they see my blog -.-

I try to keep my contents vulgar free and pure . But these things I can't one leh .
I need vent anger and I love , LURVEE insulting peoplexsz . :D
If those saints and frigit will lecture me !

Love my blogsongs anyway :)

Now people , call me crazy !
I read the dictionary every night okay ! At least learn 5 words , well , mostly
insult words , teehee .

TIFM > Tomorrow is f**king Monday !
SIANNNNNZZZZZ . December holidays come to me baby .

Everyday I wonder what's my future gonna be like ?

What's my job?
What's my salary?
Who are my new friends?
What is my bf going to be like ?
Would I be happy or not ?
What's my character going to be like?

I GOT THE ANSWERS ! Kuaa kuaa , a person can dream , can't she? :D

1) Architect or Interior Designer
2) At least earn above 100k a year can already . -_-
3) Open-minded , funny, I must be important to them ;D
4) Better than your's lah of course nb ! (Rich , tall , nice, funny , smart , I must be important to them !
5) Of course . If I sad the world must pay . Kidding .
6) Probably mean . :/ But I will still love animals and hate hunters , poachers !
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Everyday I wake up and also until the very minute I fall asleep ,
I always have a Fresh topic to blog about , see how dedicated I am ?!

I see my counter hit increasing in number , where are the tags ? ):

- Its said that I am jinx . -
Sad right !

Okay I shall continue boring you furthur :D

I WANNA GO PARIS AND BANGKOK PLEASEEEEZZZZz .
Big fat airlines companies reading this please sponsor me there, kuaaaa .

IF ..

I had to commit suicide , I'd eat pills , nice and painless .*cough* -.-
I had to choose 2million dollars and love , I'd choose .. MONEY LA OF COURSE .
I were born a boy instead .. OH wait , it just strucked me !

I wonder what it's like to be a boy ! HAHAH ! Sounds fun .
Really , what do you all do !?
To me , being a guy will :

1. Dislike pink
2. Must be cool (sporty and expensive gadgets)
3. Rarely a family person
4. Uhh .. get horny and do private stuffs ? Kua Kua .
5. Must not shed a tear .
6. Won't even give a damn about blogging , hahahah .
7. Stare at girlfriend .
8. Feeling the sting of treating girlfriend to movie , dinner etc .
9. Eh wait , do you boys like moustaches or not ah ?
10. ........ SOCCER !

?!??!?! Boys are such wierd things .
Guess I'm in between cause I don't like being a girl either , oops .

Being a girl =.=
1) Totally want attention from cuties .
2) Loves bright bright colours .
3) Vie with other girls for popularity , looks , bf etc .
4) Periods . Stupid troublesome shit .
5) Shriek and scweeeaammm at stupid bugs .
6) Oh ya , pink and preppy blogs .
7) Spend centuries staring at mirror grooming self .
8) Takes eras choosing clothes to wear .
9) Takes planets of planets , universe of universe shopping .
10) ...... TOO SOFT HEARTED !

So sinful ! ))):

2008-08-17T15:51:00.013+08:00

Oo hellos . Locked my blog for awhile cause dad says he wants to read my blog -.-

NO !

I WANT TO INCREASE MY READERSHIP!
I WANT TO INCREASE MY READERSHIP!
I WANT TO INCREASE MY READERSHIP !!!

Err, so . Do recommend my site to your friends x) I know la , thick skinned .
Recently kept having a goal to be a famous blogger .. -_-

Okay, dad's friend is home and he is such a cow fcuker ! Stupid fuckwit !
I was having tuition and he was there listening to what tutor Wee teaching me .
After tuition ended , my dad asked what tutor taught me , i said Electricity and
Math . Then that asshat interrupted and said , he taught her resistor , friction , etc .

Why the teacher teach very little huh ? Like that how to learn ?!

Zzzzzz . I was fuming to throw my remote control at his face .
Btw, dad cooked chicken ass -.- Quite nice anyway :x

Alright !

Take you to a tour in my house ! Sorry I'm not boasting about my house .

WELCOME , once you enter ..

Sofa !

TV

Dine !

Buddha! Lol .

Young moi and dad .

Pigs !

Bed ( The toys are all mom's , no joke )

Kitchen

View outside windows , nice anot !

-.-
Btw there was one post which I was so angry with dad .
I take it back . He is the best friend ever ! <3

THE NICEST WORST BLOGSKIN EVER

2008-08-16T21:36:00.004+08:00

is this skin I'm using now .

Nice because this is perfect for my posts .

BAD cause it took me 2 hours to make it RIGHT .

Bloody hell , all must be in single line . Any extra word and everything's screwed ,
that explains the short profile . ):

Okay, now its done that's it . Shoulder , back and neck is aching ! Thanks to you
blogskin !

As my birthday gets nearer , I wonder how it will be like ?
I love suprises but I bet I won't get any . ): Would anyone remember ?
To me , I feel people think I am just any other friend . Sigh !

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE SOMEBODY'S SOMEBODY !

Okay I woke up at 12 pm today .
Let me share my dream , hope I won't be boring you .
Okay in my dream I have this boyfriend -.- Then i was at a certain floor
he said he's coming up in the lift . The lift door opened , a slut was hugging him
and he was fucking her . What a pleasant dream .

I studied today !!!! Cause mom was home . -.-

Sianafication .

Let's sleep please .

Your father . -.-

EMILY - Lols : D

Kimberly - thanks ! :)

Mei Shan - yeah , your boyfriend .

Hureen -err .. yeah guess so .

Dillon - ass hole .

Charles - LOL

Hui Qi - Helllllloooooo . Yeah think im becoming popular cause of that post , tsk :x .
Version is CS3 . Didn't really buy it . Dad just hack the code for me, shhh :P

2008-08-15T22:28:00.005+08:00

I GOT A TOPIC TO BLOG !

SO here goes .............

PEOPLE's LIKINGS CHANGE SO DAMN DRAMATICALLY AND FAST !

Remember How I was crazy crazy mental over BRENDON URIE ?
*Scoffs*

He's loved by me just because of his goofy and cute face ! But after realising ,
he doesn't really make the cut to be a singer, and as he ages , I feel like I'm loving my Grandpa instead -.-
Well I don't know what his fans think about him .

But I am swoooooning over those innocent looking faced !
Like , Like , JAMIE SCOTT lor !

Hmm ... One of the few faces I hate ..

BOTCHED PLASTIC SURGERY ...... sucka !

Okay Lah , So bo liao !

Bye ):

2008-08-15T19:10:00.003+08:00

cos if one day you wake up
and find that your missing me
and your heart starts to wonder
were on this earth i could be

Like I said , TGIF ..
But no ! Tell you later .

History was nothing much to talk about .

During IT , Wang Shi sat with me . We were'nt paying attention to
that shorty Nur/Noor ! We went to blogs , blogs , blogs , friendster etc .
Fei Mao smsed me . Alot of "nice" messages -.- Later he smsed Wang shi , "Let's go!"
... OMFG , HHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH .

Recess ! No seat again ! ):
Okay went to buy my drink and when I came back , the girls already
sitting , leaving a tiny space for me between Kimberly and Don .
So I thought , I rather squeeze in between the sec 1 boys -.-
Haha , I did , and in fact , No squeezing is needed ! The sec 1 boys saw me and
quickly packed their things and left the canteen hurriedly to make way for me! Oh! How thoughtful :D

English . Test again , its very easy this time ! I think , I can get full marks :x

Math !
As usual , we 4 keep laughing !
Mdm Ong was saying that Blow Job is harmful
and can kill . So the guys said , Never mind what , girls die only . -.-

I tried singing Fall for you - Secondhand Serinate in CHINESE .
Then Clothes Off - GCH in chinese too ! Fun !
After one whole hour I only did one page -.-

After PCT Alvin and I were going home , say its unlucky or what ,
I went the staff room way instead as I thought nearer to foyer ,
saw the Latin Jazz gathering there, I knew I had to go too . Bloody
wasted 15 mins Zzzzzzzz . So Alvin went off instead ! T.T

Home . Alamak mom's off day again ! NOOOOOOOO ! ):
Vacuumed the carpet -.- Its such mutha forking hot afternoon please !!
Then did my science . After writing notes for 3 pages I fell asleep .
Awhile later Chinese tutor called to say he is already outside my house !

NO!

Lost my sleep as a result .
Think I yawned 20 times .

Now here I am , gonna finish this post .
Walao eh , not funny leh this post . If there's any interesting thing I wanna
blog about , definitely will post it !

Uhmm , BYE .

2008-08-14T22:26:00.004+08:00

:D

I KNEW IT! I knew some dweeb will definitely protest against my previous entry!

Dear HOLEY ,

The 'x' , was very stylo before lians start using it , understand ?
This heart shaped like thing too > "x3"
was ORIGINATED from a NON-LIAN , until they start using it ! Ugh , stupid people .

Unlike AH LIANS , when they are spammed , they write so much vulgars on their
tagboard , which is more than wat spammers did .
You think I'm one?

I ban and deleted your tags , so , readers dont think cause I'm a COWARD , or a HUMJI . *zzz*
It's my blog and my tagboard , So I have every rights to approve or disapprove the
comments given (:

Gone are the old days where I kept fearing spammers that might embarrass me in my tagboard *sad*
I've got a total inspiration from a blogger . To overcome fear , face it .
Omg I feel new , New , NEWW! NEW!

TATA !

2008-08-14T17:59:00.004+08:00

Right . Back to my rantings ! Roar !

Its easy to spot Lian-cum-twit these days .

On more detailed things , Their blogs should be almost like this .

Browser Title :

`010208 lubbs la0q0nqq f0rrebaa . Lurrve nebba be replacedd x33 ( If they are immaturely attached)
Or .

Lurrves will nebar be the same aqaiin since euu walkedd awayx ... (If they are ditched , yay)

Or .

welc0me tuhh stupidbitchslutwhore . bl0qsp0t.com ( Wanting readers to enter hell)

Okay that's the First thing to look out for .

2ndly , Their blogskins .

Ah lians normally have basic and useless brains so they use basic skin .
Mostly like this :

As Emoish as possible .

Postnote : Sorry PURPUR.BLACK% . Your skins are nice , nothing personal :x

Then comes to their profile .
I've seen more than a 100 lian blogs since I've started a blog . Almost all of them write
the same things on their profiles etc ! I think there is a kind of meet-up-session-for-lian-bloggers thing
and they take their note pad and a pen and write down what they must write for the blog , haha . Lameness.

Like I mentioned in the previous post .
Starting off with a nicely photoshopped picture of themselves !
If the lian individual is pretty I've got nothing to say . But when comes to those fugly ones .....
No matter how much of light contrasting to the maximum or putting on thick make up can hide
the fcuking face !

Also , its a must for them to squeez their lips together to form an act cute smile ? Yeh, think so .

Make them so pretty hor ?

Under the picture have their DOB la , School la , interests , hobbies etc .
Music is mostly chinese songs , * sleeps*

Another coloumn for their beloved ...

qqan Jiehhs .
K0rx
qqan Meiix
qqan la0q0nqq
Babyy xzxzxz
elm0x
c0okiie m0nsterx
bigbiirdx
Erniiex

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LOL . Since when SESAME STREET became part of the Lian organisation?!?! PITY!

HAH thats all bye ! ^^

2008-08-13T23:24:00.002+08:00

Ugh . I feel there's a need to blog this .

Very unhappy with people .
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS . Typical teenage's girl's blogs write the same
typical thing at their fcuking blogs . So pissed my eyes off , pissing every cell of mine .

Like this :

Profile (stupid heart)

[ self picture taken , at a certain angle , doing bird faces ]

BITCHY BITCH BITCHES (name)

1/02/193834723 (D.O.B)

Then IT COMES TO THIS .

Lurrve miie ? I luv euu tonns too :]
Hate me ? Click (link to close windows) and fkk off :]

And they will have a never ever ever , EVER ending list of GANS .

Followed by their lunatic calendar .

Like this :

12/08/09 - Outinqq wiibb la0qonqx .
13/08/09 - Stabbinqq 0wn eyexzs .

Okay la the above was a made up , but you will have a rough idea what it's like .

Grrrrr . Doesn't it just make your fingers itch to give them hell at their
beautifully protected tag board ?

Like this :

Spammers habb n0 life ! So fcuk 0ff if euu wanna spam!
Please taqq bef0re euu leave , l0ves !

[a fcuking tag board ]

I feel sorry for people who are stuck in this situation . -.-

* The rantings above was not to pin-point anyone but just stating my dislike
and hatred for such things .

Wonders of Photoshop

2008-08-13T19:35:00.005+08:00

Do you find her plain ?

After doing some photoshop by MYSELFFFFFFFFF ...

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THERE YOU GO! :D
Hahahah added lip colour, eye shadows , blush and eye contacts ~ :D

Lol , That was my FIRST try in doing the photoshop make up . COMMENTS? :P

AND AGAIN! 2nd try (;

AFTER!
Tyra Banks can hire me !

So next time you no $$ buy cosmetics and want to Zilian and be pretty witty in friendster or myspace or facebook
or other sites,
Send me your photos , confirm give you makeover FOC guaranteed better then cosmetics ! Haha !

Dillon ! Tag me if you are interested . HA HA HA HA . *falls off chair*

Suddenly happy spell casted on me.

2008-08-13T17:35:00.005+08:00

Readers . From now on I will be using FLUENT english ( alot of vocabs ) *prepares dictionary *
but of course , some Singlish since I can't get rid of it .

2nd day of tolerating tormentings .
Alarm went off at 6.50am . Offed it and back to sleep .
To horrors of horror , I woke up again at 7.45 am! Yip's and Chin's faces were on my mind ! Ugh!
I was late the 6th time ! It means I'll get expelled soon if I'm late dunnohowmanytimes more
or suspension if Chin is more lenient which she isn't (!)

-.- thank god there was only detention . Had to stand at foyer for 2 fcuking hours , with Steph .
She was late 7 times , lol ! An hour or so later , Jia Wen and Wang Shi came ! They went for
breakfast . Haha , after that we stand together . Then dwarfy Chong came and barked at Wang Shi !
Even unfolded her skirt ! *bleams with pleasure*

Okay I went off for recess at 9.30 with Steph while both of them had to stand half an hour more .

History . Lesson about political shit . Then the Maria Hotdog story .
She married at 13 ! And the photograph of the husband machiam horny .
Ahmir was making me laugh and laugh and laugh for the first part of the lesson .
No one was laughing lor ! Not funny meh ? o.o

English .
Valerie dozed off -.-
I was reading Joanna's journal . Ahya anna , you mentioned you felt left out cause kimberly and Valerie suddenly became so close and Wang Shi and me are always together .
Tell you , I felt the same . Cause you see there's 5 of us and normally
we go in pairs , and there's definitely a left out . I was always the left out okay .
You said you cried during the National Day Celebration cause of that , I cried during Christiani's science lesson too cause of the same reason, if you remembered.Its normal okay . As the saying goes ,
Two's a company , Three's a crowd .

Sigh , that's one of the few reasons why I hate being a female .

PCT !
Nobody cares about Mr Tan ANYMORE .
Haha resign if you want now .

Now look at the idiot beside me .

Off for break .
I go buy 2 nuggets and one sausage . After that neatly arranged and looked like ...
Teng Hong came and pointed and laughed at my hair (* rolls eyes *)
He's laughter slowly became high pitched , then shrieks . ZZz . 3/4 of people in the canteen
staring -.- Zzzzzzzzz . Fine , now my hair is recgonised .

Literature .
Spend the whole period playing anegrams myself . So pathetic ! Lol .
In case you don't know what anegrams are , it is the letters of a word or phrase so transposed as to make a different word or phrase.

ALRIGHTY . Today I was so pissed off with Kimberly . Wait till I get back on her .
I will LIQUIFY her fcuking face on photoshop ! Muahahaha .

TAGS REPLIED , hooot !

Charles - No lei . It loves you as much as I do . LOL .

Wei Sheng - Fact isn't it . Lol .

Dillon - Omg You actually call that OFFENCE ??! How AH GUA-ish can you be .

Wang Shi - Tit Brained Pundek slut . You are disappointed aren't you .

Jia Wen - Yeah you saw today . :/

Helena - haha everything in my blog is always COOOOL :D

COMPLAIN!

2008-08-12T15:42:00.002+08:00

What's the freakin hell wrong with people!!!!!!!

I just got a haircut which is too short .
HOW DO YOU FEEL, when you walk to school unwillingly . People look at you
and laugh at youuuuuu . And give sarcastic comments like , " wah so chio . So cute . "

Stupid can . ):<
So damn sad today lah! Everyone made fun of my hair .
During Maths cried because of all this taunting . -.-

During AEP . Mass Mess I tell you . Yan Ling is my new partner . Lol she's so biatchy .
Ah Gua was getting impatient . NTT came . And she was wearing a super duper tight pants
that can reveal her ass . And what's worst, so obvious she's wearing G-String .

Gordon couldn't keep his eyes off her ass ! Later Qian Ni and I go disturb Gordon .
He was guilty can! He said . " Oh fuck " and walked away . Hahhh , cooolness .
Since he looks like Edison Chen , Maybe also same interests as him .. LOOL .

Home with Madeline and Yan Ling .

BYE!

2008-08-11T22:04:00.004+08:00

THIS IS MY BLOODY 3rd POST ? :D

And 9 more fcuking hours to hear the first person to laugh at my hair .
-Titty brained wang shi .

Followed by 2D .
Followed by Jian Wen "eeyer-ing"
Followed by Tan Phuay Heng hiding his smile .
Followed by Dillon the gay .
Followed by the world ):

And Fei Mao will give me that -.- face .

I seriously look like I've stepped out of the 90's .
I'm serious . I begggggg you guys . If you wanna laugh ,
don't do it infront of me please. I will break down and cry .
Kidding . My shoe will fly to your head .

SIGHHHH . Isn't he the cutestestest thing of all ..?
It's ♥JAMIE SCOTT♥ , in case you are a noob .

So cute , hot , pretty , charming , boy boy-ish isn't he :D :D
MINE HORRRRRR I TELL YOUUUUUUUUz .

CIAO .

2008-08-11T14:26:00.001+08:00

JIAWEN - Ya lors . So smart of you :P

CHARLES - Ya lor .! I wanna make my own skin . But haven't decide on a theme.

Riduwan - DIE you lil thing , DIE!

Wang Shi- DIE you fucking thing , DIE! lol .

PhuLwin's new hairdo -_-

2008-08-11T04:46:00.003+08:00

Hello .
Just got a freaking ugly haircut .
Told the auntie I wanted a bob cut , and don't know what kind of shit cut she gave me .
So damnnnnnnnnnnnn saddddd . My poooor hair . JOGIN DE SALON . Any arsonist reading this?
Please burn that salon down, please :x
I actually cried okay. Its really so ugly please ); ); );
Cried damn long ............ 10 minutes . lol .

Never mind -.- Prepared to get laughed at on Tuesday . Sob .

ANYONE RECOMEND ME A BLOGSKIN

THAT I CAN'T BE

EASILY TIRED OF?

2008-08-08T20:40:00.002+08:00

PHULWIN A BITCH, WAHAHAHHA :D

By DILLON.
Yeah, I hacked her account :D

BEIJING OLYMPICS

2008-08-08T16:44:00.008+08:00

HARLOWWxz!

Today's 8.8.08 , which is the starting of BeiJing Olympics as you know . :D
Very excited don't know why . Lol .

This morning nearly left home with my school bag and uniform -.-
Then last minute realise its National Day celebrations in school .

I wonder, is the celebration ALWAYS THE SAME?!
Today's was the same as last year's ! Lameeee Shiat .
Hehe , assemble at Basket Ball court . 2C guys were high!

Proceeded to Hall-
Some CCA awards . And you know what? SAME OLD PEOPLE GETTING THE AWARDz....*falls asleep*
After many many tormenting minutes , it was performance time .

NCC .
Same thing . Guns and techno . -.-
Followed by BAND . Lian Ying has so much charisma when playing drums .
-.-

Sang some national days songs . Oh, But I DIDN'T SINGGGGG . 2C boys very high I tell you .

K after all this shit
Wang Shi, Oon Loke , Alvin, Joanna ,Han Rong ,Arthur, Darren ,Charles and me went
Leng Kee CC . Some played basketball others played Oon Loke's laptop .
Later Kim Wee and his friend came to join them .

As you know this month is ghost festival.. So I saw something disturbing . :/

THIS IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED. KINDLY PRESS ALT+F4 IF YOU THINK IT WILL DISTURB YOU .

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lameness -.-

This picture, I was trying to gou ying Charles .

After that went to eat at near by coffee shop . We wonder what Valerie doing at
Gin Wei's house -.-

Ok parted with them near my house ):
Tomoro and the day after tomorrow MY MOM TAKES OFF DAY!!!
There goes my peaceful days ):

Zzz . To this someone .
Stop thinking that I like Charles or whatever . Its very childish you know!
Are you gonna ask this to all the girls who get near him?
You are attached and you keep acting sweet and lovely to Charles .
If you really like him then tell him, stop making him wait .

:) :)

2008-08-07T17:52:00.009+08:00

Hello readers .

So the day starts off with me waking up late and run like mad to school . -.-
Was panting infront of Yip . Lol . Lucky a few seconds late only :x No pink slip .
It's going to be my 6th time this term if I get another pink slip . Sigh . Morning call me anyone? ):

Science was freakin-can-learn-nothing .
Wangshit never come so I sat with Joanna .
I was making up creatures that are components of different animals and give them names. Lol .

Rabbit + Cat+ Leopard + lion + frog = froabbitcatpard .
Elephant + snake + tiger + leopard = elesnakepardger .
Pig + Goat + Cat + camel = pigoatatmel ...

Eh very creative one okay! -.-

Mother Tonguez .
Qian Yi got barked by LGL againnnn -_-
And this time she cried so badly . Poor thing .
Adrian was giving me information about SC xD (SC is not science -.-)

Recess!
Saw Wang Shit. She served her detention already . Hahaha!
Then was uhhhh ... Home Econs!!
Went Library. *gasps*! His class was there tooz!
But I dont give a damn hahahaahha . Later went to do this . -_-
MINEEEE

Later went the toilet near CCC's homeroom .
ONe of it was locked . But there was definitely no one's inside . I even squatted down
to look , hah I know thats very stupid .
Valerie and Wang Shi started to scare themselves lol.
Then they somemore go put the phone there to take video if got any "thing" inside -_-

During English Ms Nora was telling creepy real life story of her mother encountering ghosts . THENN! She said Pre matured babies are most likely to see ghosts .
What's worst, she adds pre matured babies which are borned at 7 months instead on 9 . Everyone looked at me .Valerie shouted as she sit beside me . -.-
Yes I'm born at 7 months . Call me premature if you want like the KIMBERLY TEO , Dua Neh . So I had a really uneasy walk back home . I'm afraid .

Thank godddddd , mom, aunt and uncle at home . Lols . But I keep quiet. I didn't talk. I was still so scared lorrrrrrr . Showed mom my CA results . SHE ISNT FKING SATISFIED . ZZZZ . Always see my flaws ._l_

Okay left home at 2.40 . Go school for training . I was still thinking of the creepy thing . -.- Thus, No mood and highness. Jay Pal keep nagging like a grandmother ! -_-
Taken by Wang Shi ;

Me : Hi Dua Neh . Dua Neh .
Kimberly : Shut up .

Me: DUA NEHHHHHH!!!
KIMBERLY: Fuck you I tell you .
HAHAHAH! -_-

Lol did some somersaults .

Zzzzzzzz . I'm so freakin pissed off with my dad .
Im beginning to hate him . Pass few months he always never fail
to piss me off . Always accuse me , even though he didn't say so, But the
intention is there . I ask for a little bit more pocket money he'll start saying
stupid stuffs like,
Wah you think I very rich ? I must buy for you this and that this and that and so on .
AND? WHEN HE'S FKING FRIENDS ASK MONEY FROM HIM,
HE'LL GIVE THEM AWAY LIKE AIR .

JUST SOME DAY . JUST SOME DAY . I'LL LEAVE THE HELL HOUSE .

Frusturations

2008-08-05T16:00:00.007+08:00

Blah Blah .

Morning had assembly . Some drama about saving Gaia .
It was good . Wang Shi and I were wondering if that guy was somebody else's face .
Lol i think its quite goood :)

Then Mother Tongue -.-
Chinese test ........... PASSSS . YAY . One of the SIX passes in the class. Omg right . ^^

Recess .
Oh same old thanggggg ...

Literature .
Zzzzzzz . Sleep .

Maths .
Mr Seow didn't come so the others came library .
So high the class ! Kim, Val, Jo and I went a corner and do our work, I mean, picnic . -.-
Then Nigel, Alvin, Ahmir and Chun Keat came . If you think Chun Keat is innocent and adorable,
THINK AGAINNNNNN .
He was telling me everything about condoms .

Okay. Science .
Not in Tan PH's homeroom cause sec 4s having N lvls . Hope they did their best anyway .
Okie.... Let's see what John did today .

1) Disturb Brian

2)Pose for my cam

3)Strung the guitar

lol .

After lunch was AEP .
Its so lustrious by just looking at youuuuuu . <3

LGL suckaaaaaaaaas .
Go see my live journal if you wanna know why -.-
PISS ME OFF MAN!!! Till now .

How do I refrain myself from thinking about you?

2008-08-02T13:49:00.012+08:00

Hi suckas .

Didn't go for training today . :D
These are Thursday's pictures :d

LOLLL . Caught sight of this during English Lesson .

ZOOOOOMM .

Wonder what's Brian doing . -.-

RECESS .

Cute .

Home Econs .
Mrs Wong played for us music when we were doing our write up . And
it was also when that bloody Wang Shi calls me " BOMOH " =.=

I didn't know how I got this picture. During training SOMEONE put this as my wallpaper.
But anyway , Hahahaha .

Okay.
Yesterday was Friday .
And I don't understand why the Karaokae session must be held at the last period.
What's worst, its singing national day songs . zzzzzz .
It was really lame and boring . Really . Teachers think, they THINK its good for us, but no .
And because of this nonsense I was late for going hospital with mom for her appointment . >:(

At Alexandra Hospital .
Even though its in the early afternoon, the place is realllyyyyyy creeeeepy .

Outside the corridor .

Physio theraphy rooom . (ignore the spelling error :x )
Can you imagine, this at night ? :/

Oh btw, This picture is in the outside , I'm taking it through

the glass window .

JOHN cho . (As Harold)

Oh wait . This drink is damn nice . ! Bought it from the vending machine . :D

Okay my aunt and I waited my mom for about an hour plus? -.-

After that went Anchorpoint . Bought tank tops at G2000 ^^
Then ate my lunch . I was famisheddddddd .
The food was great . Black pepper beef . Okay, then my aunt wanted to eat Char Siew Rice ,
so went to the coffeeshop near my house .

Then ,
Home .

I dread chinese tuition . I can fall asleepppp i tell you .

bull shit .

2008-07-30T15:58:00.005+08:00

Firstly ....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

AHMIRRRR! :D

also known as JOHN, MUTHU etc . -.-

This early morning, kept being woken up.
You have no idea how afraid I was . Cause Ian told me
he saw a figure at his door , and its true , though I haven't seen it
( I don't want to )
This is what happened ,
First, a really loud sound, like something
being dropped to the floor, I thought I was my phone .
So I was too sleepy to go under the bed to retrieve , No, actually
I was afraid -.- .
Then later I woke up again, In the dream, I took the phone,
and nothing happen . So I woke up to off the air con since it was so
cold .

3rd time I woke up, I thought I might need to pick up my phone ,
so I did . But there was nothing . Then groped around everywhere and
the phone under my pillow, so, what was the thing that dropped? O.O
Okay, the time was 4.38 am .

After that slept soundly . Lol.

PE in the morning . Play basketball -.- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz .
Kimberly and I got some conflicts .(we always do but today was the worst)
At that time I was so furious , really feel like wacking her .
Sigh , she later said sorry to me , then I happy liao. Hahah .-.-

During History , Belwit talking about those Jap soldiers .
And the gruesome pictures . Bodiless heads hanging -.-
I can't imagine what I'd do during world war 2 T.T
History now seems abit more interesting .

Today nothing much happened lah . School as boring usual .
I suddenly realised, being single is really so so so freedomonizing .
Cause I can't commit . :)

2008-07-29T16:44:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GORDONxzsxz

My mood is rotten . And , I reallyy can't stand that attitude you gave
me just now. Now I know why all these conflicts happened . You and Her .
She and You . I talk to you , you simply pretend not to hear .
I tried to tease you , you walk away . I'm trying NOT to Hate you .
Argh .

And that SHE?
Fcuker , that was what I really thought of you when how
bitchily you talked to me .
So what ? You mean you can do all that and I can't ah, Huh?

Since morning my mood was already bad . I don't know why .